gift her cooking lessons?

She just made some toast for herself and nothing for me. So rude.

Not even a measly piece of toast, miranda!

BIGDICKRICKLOCKHART69: but you know how to use a toaster too right ?

Well, you aren't my friend anymore.

BIGDICKRICKLOCKHART69: wait, why don't you go cook? I will tell you what I tell my husband, you aren't broken.

Tiny_Spaces: preach

Except I have done 95% of the cooking for the last 10 years.