endgame plurk part 2, festival of sinners
YES
especially lust apparently
unf
lust's dick specifically
ugh lust is full of pure children, too pure for this
well this plurk was clean for 3 comments
well technically roxy isn't part of lust anymore
maybe two. the unf could be sexual who even knows
so. 
wow roxy is pure!! she has only touched beef at most probably
comments for notifs, good luck living friends
we got this handled (no we dont)
ugh where's that jojo cap
i will continue to popcorn from the sidelines
there really is a manga panel for every situation
the dick is extremely important
inaba get out here and bang lustdad so roxy doesn't have to
no........ she doesn't want to bang lustdad 
made this just for this plurk good thing i wasnt too late
At this point Vegeta is so sick of being ignored he'll fuck lustdad if it'll keep his attention
jesus
i mean she has someone she wants to bang but it sure as hell ain't lustdad
He's like. What, one of three people in the game who isn't a virgin anyway?
So he's probably in one of the better positions to do it.
suddenly seven vices became a sex game
lmao god
are we sure it wasn't in the first place
SKILLS: MARRYING RICH
HOW DO YOU THINK HE PULLED THAT OFF
well, only three people aren't virgins, so....
(im so sorry to everyone just popcorning this got weirdly sexual lmao)
well idk if that's accurate I could only think of Vegeta and the nyotalias off the top of my head
WAIT MORRIGAN
that makes four
and hanyuu had a kid so five :V
didn't we determine rhys...?
"there have been women"
or something
getting fucked by life doesn't count
sadie is also not a virgin come on people
do we need a virgin/not virgin chart for comparison
yes
yes
puts face in hands
........
alright well hinata and roxy better bang then
It's important
Hinata, cages don't count as protection
what about miata and katerina and the sins, what's their status here
remember that
in a shocking twist, Lustdad is actually a virgin
What
Really???
cages count as protection, clearly
Yes, I just decided and my word is law
lkfhg;ldfh
yes 100%
FFFFFF
can't argue with that
And he makes another remark about using his hands that I'm not going to explicitly say lustdad why 
look who embodies lust better than the teenage boy who can't even talk to a girl normally, much less hook up with one?
well i guess they're not, they're all like 10,000 years old so
chaos theory
hinata can talk to girls just fine wtf
all his friends are girls + faize...
I think oz means lustdad
oh lmao
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HINATA Hinata is fine
hey guys what's going on in this pluoh
welcome to the sin bin courtney
Hinata's got way better game than lustdad
hakurei ugh i just got the email for your plurk ping from the last plurk and let me tell you. satori is ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING about the envy demon copying her shit.
I'm sure Roxy will back me up
it would've been fine if it was literally anyone but leviathan
parsee's gonna get punched in the face just because
okay on a scale from 1 to 10
satori pls
clearly Leviathan's biggest mistake was not copying Vegeta's powers instead
how bad would it be for poland to try to stab mammon in the foot through the web netting
levi going super saiyan....
blonds have more fun
SHE DESERVES IT ANYWAY
k3llyb3an: she might get her hands stepped on and broken but greedmom is preoccupied so otherwise sure
poland continuing to not give up
poland ... 
hinata screaming from his cage
everyone be good?? be careful??? stop????
she didn't eat the web i mean that's pretty good
hostages are also probably screaming tbh
poll: which hostages are trying to escape and getting zapped
toriel and frisk 100%
(koishi thinks this is a fun field trip)
asgore would but toriel keeps glaring at him
koishi is probably just sitt--YES
half of hinata's classmates
mikan trips into the bars
ouch?
poor tsumiki......
rose just quietly facepalms I imagine. why everyone so dumb, what kind of storyarc is this nonsense.
LMAO EDGE AND REIMI ARE ABSOLUTELY FLIPPING OUT meracle too probably. bacchus and lyme, much more subdued but probably freaking out internally.
taichi probably is. multiple times.
rika is probably standing aside and lettin them do their thing....she has Determination but is also a smol human
id have to ask ginshi but it depends on yukimis level of salt right now
light doesn't know what's going on he probably tried once not because he was trying to escape but because he didn't realize there was a fucking cage there
because he's fucking blind
because taichi is stubborn af and isn't the type of person to stand still when he sees people GETTING HURT IN FRONT OF HIM
poor light
im laughing too hard at light running into a wall
can't believe we just let the blind man loose into explosions hell
'blindprince' indeed
surely someone was helping him...
hinata you fucked up by not holding the blind man's hand
hinata, as usual, sucks
ugh if he'd known he would have helped him??? surely someone was
thanks sans
hit the cage once and went k i guess there's fuckin SOMETHING THERE GUESS WE AREN'T MOVING ANYMORE
hinata...
SURELY SOMEONE NOTICED HE'S FUCKING BLIND
that'd be too easy
that or light is actually still fine because he's back at the chapel
PLEASE SOMEONE HAVE NOTICED HE'S FUCKING BLIND AND ALSO DONE SOMETHING USEFUL ABOUT IT 
maybe komaeda helped him. you know that komaeda, such a kind and helpful soul
um look hinata sans believed in you and now you do all of this shit
humans are useless
keep komaeda away from her brother
u tell him roxy
kick his ass 
i'm sure twogami would have rendered assistance lbr
the protag we all needed but did not deserve
honestly if anyone would have walked into this fucking hellscape and gone "nope" and turned around and went back into the chapel it would've been him
LMFAO
we definitely did not deserve twogami we are terrible
isn't twogami fucking dead
UMMM LISTEN ANNA SAID I COULD HAVE THE DEAD KIDS TOO
twogami is alive in all our hearts
SO HANAMURA AND TWOGAMI ARE THERE!!!
so really we just need to wait for twogami to save us all
well i mean it's sdr2 so.
someone just get him a pair of night vision goggles and he'll be Ready
someone stabs him again
st twogami died for our sins
twogami lives to die
poland
screaming
POLAND BE GOOD
idk maybe backtalking will work in our favor...
(no)
OH IF SHE WAS GONNA KILL US SHE WOULD HAVE ALREADY PLEASE
all of poland's true colors appearing
it doesn't
all these dead fucking kids
it doesn't matter how eloquently you backtalk, it does nothing
sass will save the day!!
she takes orders from a smol boobless brat who even cares tbh
poland calling the kettle flat
k3llyb3an: assuming slothdad goes to get the book from the pony, how much trouble will he run into 
please inconvenience him
please inconvenience him
oh my god
well he will have to chase a dragon riding a horse breathing fire at this point i hope
excellent
so winded and scorched
also a chick riding on top of the dragon
EXCELLENT
maria is super fierce and will definitely go for his eyes
the chick does nothing i just want to include prussia
LMFAO
NO THAT'S BETTER
JUST MAKE THE CHICK MORE IMPORTANT THAN PRUSSIA
omg
maybe kick him with some horse shoe feet for good measure
belphegor had a bad time
they were just animals
it should have been easy
get the book from the pony, how hard could it be
slothdad barely managed to take a book away from a pony why didn't we work harder to distract him we could have fixed everything
[stares into the sun]
to be fair he was chilling in his realm this entire time
imagine mammon screaming and waking him up and he falls out of bed to get a book from a pony
of course he was
lazy mofo
looooooooooooooooool
god
yesss
didn't die
yesss
LMAO
also im glad i can contribute terribly to sloth dad's day
poland is officially sans's favorite person just for that
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is
yakety sax playing for the great sloth vs poland menagerie showdown
get in the trash, damn it lustdad
wait is gluttony dad here
🎃 👻 🍬
is
HE HERE
he reappears in the crowd
I COMPLETELY MISSED THAT
not even the metal yakety sax just the regular one
absolutely the regular one
yakety sax intensifies
-Yakety Sax- Music belphegor's life
such intense yakety sax
ehehe
you know it occurs to me that there might have been a problem with leaving Inaba to protect the items even if the rest of the plan had worked
inaba is useless in a fight
if one of the demons had gone down to the basement to fuck with shit, what would Inaba have done to stop them????
inaba and hinata both
played yakety sax for them
we really distributed our resources poorly
tbf
we don't have many resources
inaba has a bunch of guns and grenades and
hinata just hoping the sins were too distracted by everyone else to notice him and his thirty eight children
i think laima is probably down there
and a cheetah
completely out of ratio
LMAO YEAH inaba has The Goods
inaba was fine
okay that's fair
inaba distracts the demon by telling it about anime
.....i will mention that since they're already in front of the hotel, hinata, faize, poland, and miata are still trapped lmao
i'm just laughing that inaba is the most fine out of everyone
"sup"
"in a cage"
oh lmao
"in a pile of vines"
lustdad goes to get all the items and Inaba distracts him with hentai
LMAO SHE WOULD HAVE TBH
she doesn't really care about hentai that much but... sure......
WELP
OH LMAO ARE WE
dammit
"hi guys we fucked up"
faize is still in a net. no one's coming out of a cage and no one's doing just fine
I got to work and everything explodes more /shakes head
just... clings to hinata metaphorically??
LMFAO ZIA
im just here to provide a soundtrack to everything
poland chew through that net
don't eat that
AH THERE'S HINATA
LOL
eat the web, poland
do it I bet it tastes like candy
!
its the key to golden end
look, we've tried everything else, hinata. it's this or we gotta decapitate faize
i ate it
decapitating faize is plan b
don't decap him.....
he'll probably be fine
Do Not
he's an elf he's immune to death
What is this madness
WE GOTTA DECAPITATE FAIZE
also do u have a better plan, skills none with left beef
im laughin kat's so baffled
dear martel
THIS HAS GONE COMPLETELY FUCKING PEAR-SHAPED
where the hell did flat-chested come from
first decap hinata...then faize
???
there's no other way out of it
i phrased that badly
LMFAO
it sounded like you were praying for them both to get decapitated
omg no...sobs
so......
we gotta do what we gotta do to get good end
PLEASE GODDESS IN HEAVEN
i read that as 'what do we got to do to get the good end'
WELP
katerina's pb has some amazing expressions
but do not google her, don't do it
(yeah don't, she's from a really trashy hentai lmao)
yeah i found that out the other day
if you thought fate/ was bad
oh my god
[scream]
some things cannot be Unseen
who's her pb...
Rinne Byakuya from Euphoria...............
I can't not look after hearing all this don't do it
I MEAN FINE, JUST KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO MEL
porn
it's really gross
rinne just has a cute face 
omg
that is quite a thing
thanks for googling that so i don't have to
Final🔪Gurll
is
that second panel from a movie or smth or are we using like an actual photo of actual corpses for this asw edit. they look dead enough that i got blindsided something fierce there yikes
i was using actual corpses i don't know if it was from a movie or not......
I JUST NEEDED THINGS THAT LOOKED DEDA
th. that strikes me as really tactless
^ yeah i gotta agree
and like probably necessitating some kind of content warning but like more importantly
it is kind of tasteless
like this is pretendy funtimes nonsense and those are actual dead people that's...really inappropriate...
....are they real oh eugh
um. yeah i gotta agree.
ugh i'm really sorry i didn't know 
i can delete it if you really want
replacing that middle panel would be for the best i think
probably for the best
yea just grab some. movie deaths instead
yeah i can do that, gomen
stock footage corpse
i actually wasn't sure if the corpses were real or not lmao i can replace it with something 100% different
can it be deleted from the plurk tho
yeah I think it can if it's done by the plurker or the plurk poster...?
yeah len, could you please?
yeah I got it already, you might have to refresh
thank you
Thanks.
I'm really sorry; that was my bad for not actually checking initially when I was grabbing the image!
miata chilling in the net with poland while poland backtalks everyone
miata's looking at the camera like she's on the office
perfect position to be in, really
poland behaved for two and half months let her live
poland's glad the pet thing is sticking
who wants to roll over for a treat
miata sweating
Dhaos is pleased she's mouthing off tbh
Even if on a technicality in some cases. ♥ never forget Lucy Steel
i think she meant break
omg
since break died of natural causes
she meant multiple ppl w/ that haha
but lucy yes
I feel like a lot of this is a technicality as far as willing goes
lucy did nothing wrong attack chihuahua bark bark etc
clover's ghost throwing a temper tantrum in the distance
guys Poland figured it out
if we attack with fruit, the shields won't block it
quick everyone throw apples at Katerina
apples 2 apples
the real endgame
oh my god we finally do giant tomato death
poland 
TOMATO, TECHNICALLY A FRUIT
yoites got this hes good at throwing stuff!
Lucy was just the one time I remembered somebody using that exact word of technicality
and Prince Vegetable is still useless
(also im taking a short break for dinner, y'all! i'll be back in ~15 mins)
give roxy her pumpkin powers pumpkin is a fruit right
they are actually so please
pumpkins everywhere
pumpkin party in sin summoner's murder apocalypse
alright so we have 15 mins to plot fruit murder
i believe in you kids
"cooperating with one of these demons" katerina says derisively from behind five demons
"but she's lowkey shady look at her"
:V
full shady or lowkey shady, vote now on your phones
(and they voted so hard lebensbaum caught on fir-- oh wait)
shit we set the town on fire before we voted on our phones, what happens when we vote now??
you either live or die, kids
....basically just a few responses and we can end this now haha
it's dragged on enough
Seven Vices and the huge war were all just a bad dream. Miata is actually still in high school and grumbling under her pillow, five more minutes mom
quick give them phones so they can actually vote on a phone
god, why didn't i make inaba's second regain a phone instead
give yoite a few minutes to poke at it, hes never used one >.>
because you couldn't know that the endgame hinged on me making history of japan jokes
WELL
i made anna gagtag me a history of japan joke for a plot tag 
then it is entirely inaba's fault
are we doing this again i can do this i shat up a whole graveyard plurk with history of japan jokes
history of japan jokes are my favorite jokes
history of japan jokes are everyone's favorite jokes
i haven't even seen the thing
quick courtney help out the voting by making shitty jokes
lebensbaum is a village by the void and it's ♪ h o r r i b l e ♪
someone needs to link the video in this plurk
Knock knock, it's the graveyard. With lots of ghosts (with grenades).
(grenadeghosts)
hahlkgsd
history of japan
GRENADEGHOSTS LMFAO
slothdad didn't actually care he was off somewhere doing napping
omg
bel is actually in lazybaum, his version of lebensbaum
if anyone wants to know the relationship between sans and slothdad please just imagine that rebellious teenage kid with his dad's face on a dartboard, shooting darts at it from his bed and nothing else
wait lemme get the video
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
shiT SLOTHDAD
HAHALDKS
FUCK
LMAO GOD
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER FELT SO SATISFIED IN MY LIFE
did slothdad hit betray
....??????????
[beaming]
the real question is
I HAD FAITH IN SLOTHDAD
would slothdad even muster up the energy to scream
or just accept his fate in the river
ofc he did look at all our murderous sloths
this happened for real and slothdad didn't even wake up
tbh
what a good dad