there are toplevels here to make things neater
as noted in the previous plurk they'll only be relevant to the first half of this as the plan will....not entirely work
for those who wanted to do EXPLOSIONS AND DISTRACTIONS go nuts, and i'll hop in when shit starts going downhill
???? i think that's it. if anyone has any concerns please please please IM me (onlymywits) or send me a private plurk asap!
i'm Ready
idk where we're going but we're leaving the basement
bring all the hostages out into explosions hell. can't possibly go wrong
all like. 40 of them
omg
god
hinata's classmates, faize's crew, and all the others
I SEE NO WAY THIS COULD POSSIBLY GO POORLY
how many people strong is faize's crew we might be getting closer to 50
only 5!
lmao no there are only 5 total
one of whom is his regular hostage
so just 4+lymle. HINATA IS THE PROBLEM BEAN
hinata why do u have so many people...
how will you herd them all
okay so like 40. STILL.......
ok listen
he's from a canonpoint where he's not closer to any one of them than he is the rest
thank for poland for getting her hostage killed to help you out hinata
SO I JUST TOOK ALL OF THEM
yeah it's 38 total. 15 sdr2s 5 star oceans, 18 solos for everyone else
...17 solos because prussia is dead
i keep forgetting prussia is dead
lmfao
died for your sins. st. prussia
the martyr
jesussia
prussia is a Hero
prussia is the true protag of our story
oh my god mammon
mammon
prussia is the protag of her own story at least...
i think it's actually 18 solos with prussia dead? 39. godspeed
mams.. how cute
nah, it's 17. because faize and hinata's were overlaps
how is he supposed to herd this many cats 
from the hostages they already had
with tanaka's help
OH right my b. still so many
katerina literally just...took sonia and lymle. and pushed them somewhere else
"you two are good enough"
sonia and lymle were outliers adn could not be counted in the hostage motive.
Oh so 15 like are Hanamura and Togami also there SURPRISE
um togami is the most important sdr2 they better be there
yeah, they're all there
breaks down doors twogami is the most important
just one, big never ending fte period since week six, basically
what a shitty fte
unf dhaos
the worst fte
don't let yoite fight himself to death
of course not
vegeta maybe he can actually show you how he fights now =)
don't die, Yoite
Yoite gets a ghost hitting him on the back of the head to knock him out HE REMEMBERS THAT CONVERSATION, YOITE
LOL
Hahahahah
omg
i'm ready...tho i'm on phone so i may be slow
HERE'S THE LADY OF THE HOUR.....
what a smol
katerina where did you even get that outfit
SHE IS V SMOL
oh my god roxy
the gap I imagine, lesbianbalm gap
omg
and miata is 5'11
please imagine this height difference
ugh katerina
don't oh my god roxy me she's helping with fire
she is
it's beautiful
i'm just laughing
the roof is on fire
roxy is the best
also whoever of the chapel crew wants to encounter http://sevenvices.dreamw... btw there u go
....plurk
maiiau: that'll be it for her special part 
she can make it to the chapel and then join the rest of the ghosts elsewhere
she can make it to the chapel and then join the rest of the ghosts elsewhere
ENCOUNTER A FLOATING BOOK AND KEY, PLURK
ugh this formatting
too many parenthesis
LMFAO SADIE
still a gift.
and as far as the living are concerned, Mammon is just talking to thin air and a pile of grenades
sounds like a normal day in this town
p much
LMFAO
and btw i've got my eyes on all the threads here y'all, some i'm just waiting on others for! this confrontation is gonna be v time-sensitive
sry i was shoving tater tots in my mouth BUT IM DONE NOW
ready to fight the weird jizz web
omg
kelly i can't believe you're eating potatoes and not sharing with me
wtf
UGH YOU'RE RIGHT IM SO SORRY
UGH
yoites just gonna be here ninja watching this till he sees an opening (shield). still cant believe kat is so small, aww
the vents are the size they are so katerina can crawl around inside them
sounds legit
kitty lived in the vents inaba's paranoia was right
dad in lots of fights oh my god, oz
lmfao
I'M BRINGING IT BACK
OH MY GOD
oh hey that's different
faize what do your elf eyes see
we all know it was really dogs internalize loss of fathers
LLKF
his elf eyes see a whole lotta bullshit, that's what. 
hahahaha
say it in elvish, faize don't skimp
poland it is time to Run. again.
LOL
fire up yakety sax
oh god no
i'm always ready for yakety sax
image of gilbert head spinning rapidly...
i mean please imagine hinata trying to lead 40 hostages
it's the only way to run from this web
with any other bgm
im lagh omfg
the bgm for this log is absolutely yakety sax
everything that is going on right now
best music to set the tension
all of these threads
that about sums up the situation
like i see that anna provided us with some very serious and good music up there
but i believe in yakety sax
Dead Trooper - Yakety Sax (Benny Hill Theme) - Spide...
I mean idk about you guys but roxy's just having a nice chat over here
HAHA
thank you for sharing this courtney omg
here it is
oh my god
it's beautiful
it's amazing my god
Benny Hill Meets Metal wait no i like this one better
this one's even MORE AGGRESSIVD
aggressive, too
so aggressivd
Vegeta's having a very nice chat too everyone is having very pleasant conversations with the sinparents
everyone wish Mammon a very happy not-birthday
roxy don't die
robokatar: is faize fast enough to run away from that or does he want a lift when poland doubles back
she will just. grab him. by the back of his shirt and hoist him up if she has to
ldsajd lmao he's gonna run i was working on a tag. SORRY I'M SLOW
OH COOL no take your time
i'm sitting here trying to write magic bullshit but oh my god grabbing his collar
Time TO Go
write magic bullshit and run and poland can be like faize wtf lmfao
/GRABS
did i ever take faize horseback riding i know i wanted to
this can be that
POLAND NO HE'LL JUST SLOW YOU DOWN
can this pony handle all of them
YEAH
the pony is the true hero
i mean she's not huge but she can handle one wrestler an elf and a small nation
you under estimate her ponies
now if poland had boobs that'd be too much
thank god that poland is tiny titty committee then
itty bitty titty comittee
back HELLO TOOK A DINNER BREAK
be my elf eyes
he will be
/fist bump
not much more logic-magic though because it tires him out and he's pretty sure that would be a bad thing in this situation.
HE TRIED IT JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. UNLESS IT SOMEHOW WORKS, HE'S DONE.
yeah don't get tired faize poland can't bring your corpse back to hinata
please don't...... 
happy birthday, hinata
just fyi y'all miata's gonna have to get captured sometime during this haha. if faize and poland do too they won't get hurt!
just. trapped in a weird magic web for a bit.
throw the wrestler off the pony, leave her behind
i figured that's what this was
plz capture poland
please capture all of them
THANKS.
LMAO
[ni]
so faize first since he's back seat
lmfao
thanks poland
t h a n k s
bye faize
hey, he split it in half. he accomplished something at least
ugh god if it has faize i can't even throw a moltov cocktail at it
THROW IT
much accomplishment very good job
LMFAO
IM NOT EXPLODING FAIZE
BLOW HIM UP
NO!!
DO NOT
make hinata cry
hinata has enough problems he has 40 cats
we're gonna make him cry by getting captured clearly
omg
GIVE HIM BURN WOUNDS!!! LITHUANIA CAN FIX THEM WHENEVER SHE'S ALIVE AGAIN!!!
i'd of laughed if faize split it in half and we had two webs to deal with
THANKS FAIZE
LOL...
LMAO FOR A SECOND
I REALLY THOUGHT HE MADE IT WORSE
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
AND SO DID FAIZE
Same
i was like ' faize is your rotten luck kicking in again'
what I love is all these hostages are being led around by hinata like it's a class trip to the zoo
LMAO
just give hinata a whistle now
FORTY OF THEM
or thereabouts
#ThanksInaba
LMFAO
i find this super amusing
well, inaba and also faize who couldn't just keep his mouth shut and take a personal death threat when it's offered
[why=]
some people can't appreciate the simple things. because some people are noble idiots. 
"and here kids we can see my elf, my country and miata on a pony being attacked by an invisible spider oKAY RUN"
hinata the tour guide
a class trip to the zoo holy shit
just get all the hostages into the other basement, hinata. i'm sure they'll appreciate it
from one basement to another.
ummmm this one has corpses int it
an improvement
vast improvement!!
LOL
least they got a bit of fresh air for a bit
roxy would have built the corpses a pillow fort but
look dead people, this is the people who will be saving you.....
always make sure your hostages get fresh air once a month...
LOL
it was about time for bullshit magic to ruin hinata's day
!!
god all I can picture is the hostages being like kids or puppies, getting corralled like no bad hostages why did you run away!!
p much
i'm laughing g o d
WHY DID NOBODY GO WITH HINATA
WHY DID WE LEAVE THE BAGEL ALONE
#regret
JUST LEAVE SKILLS: NONE WITH FORTY HOSTAGES NBD
LOL
we believed in you, hinata
WE HAD FAITH IN THE BAGEL, LIKE U CAN DO IT SKILLS: NONE THIS IS YOUR CALLING
just trap him in a cage with komaeda
the ultimate punishment
komaeda and rose lalonde, for extra harassment
lmao oh my god
g o d
Let Him Out
Free Him
i bet ki would npc both of them for you
i used to work at a summer camp and there was a ratio of counselors to kids you were supposed to have at all times and i'm looking at hinata hauling around 40 hostages all alone like "we are so out of ratio rn"
aAHAHAHA cries
ugh faize TRIED to suggest that everyone go in groups!!! when we were discussing this!!!!
worst summer camp
NOBODY LISTENED EXCEPT HIMSELF, APPARENTLY.
even herding the 15 sdr2s is a challenge imagine all these other fucks
err pairs, not groups
...wow
and i guess dhaos and yoite
look roxy WOULD have gone with hinata but she. had faith in him. and figured distraction would help more!!
UGH HINATA
you guys get gold stars for listening
why did we believe in hinata
first mistake tbh
i will always believe in hinata's
ability to fail
look fize we can't make fun
he's so good at yelling we figured this would be easy for him
we're getting run over by a snot ball
TAKAO SUGGESTED TEAMS!! EVERYONE GO IN GROUPS OF THREE, THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO AT A TOURNAMENT IN AN UNFAMILIAR FACILITY
i wanted to make a comment about maryla being the true heroine here but i forgot what it was precisely
she is tho
what a good pony
ugh she is
so instead, i hope you enjoy the mental image of faize falling off her back
let the pony roam free
look at this majestic creature
that is the cutest pony my god
RIGHT
a good pony!!!
the best pony
omg awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
don't hurt my pony sins
hurt the pony and we go hunger games, everyone dies
no ball of web spit will be able to contain me
the pony will not be trapped in a gross web, she will be trapped in a fully-stocked paddock with fresh hay
the pony gets better treatment
as she should
also LMAO FAIZE... what a plan
look
mercurialfelines: doesn't roxy also have a cute pony
there was no other option
it's been years since homestuck idk
no she does not... her alt self gave rose a pony but later the pony was killed by baby dave, iirc
OH IT WAS ROSE'S YEAH ok
she can only make cube ponies
YEAH and became dave's baby bib lmao
everything's gone all pearshaped, there's no way out of it you're gonna have to decapitate me i'm gonna have to jump into the web
nidorina THE THING WAS SAID WEOSADKDS,MDXCMIE
UGH FAIZE YOU'RE SO DUMB
whAT THING
reads up half a lline THAT THING. YES
he's really smart
LMFAO BILL
bill's got it right
Billlll
LMAO
listen. this is his other thing, aside from not dying when killed. smiling and then throwing himself into the jaws of death/danger so somebody else will live. it's perfectly sound and logical
so dumb
self sacrifices are the worst
well faize is the worst i've been saying this for weeks idk why you're surprised
again, the real reason he spent half the game hoping he would die/was disappointed when bill failed was because katerina would have let his hostages go if he died as a natural part of the game
100% ready 2 self sacrifices
sacrifice*
faize that is literally the worst idea
FAIZE
would she really have. even. I mean. katerina.
^^^
indeed you cant trust those humans!
er... the evil ones
Hinata and Faize both said don't stop
HIS IDEAS ARE GREAT. DON'T YOU JUDGE HIM. also look...okay....he was hoping she is a lady of her word.
well it was called for in both instances so
she seems like a lady of her word
oh yeah katerina, so trustworthy.............................
listen.....................
the gal who gathered 36 people to Die
LISTEN......................
dhaos remembers when kat couldnt evensave marta
no listening
no
and summoned demons
literal demons
look............................
the most demony demons
to ever demon
LMAO
sometimes. people make bad choices. when they're really traumatized???
that doesn't make them bad people................
faize needs therapy
so does katerina
faize needs so much therapy
actually everyone needs therapy really
ok he'll let it slide since faizw keeps getting brained
kat tho
like he sort of sympathizes with katerina so i mean 
faize no
it's because she's got those tiny boobs righ
"oh yeah, i can see why she did this thing"
t
...
gasp it is
faize too has tiny titties right
tiny alien titties
poland has tiny boobs you don't see HER running a murdergame over it
I--
NO THAT'S NOT IT
some people are just not as strong as poland
HER WHOLE TOWN DIED.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
did kitty lose a princess too, is that it
look at how many short people with flat chests we have here not running murdergames
but she's an evil human!! who summoned demons for boobs i guess
err
TO BRING HER PEOPLE BACK, NOT FOR BOOBS
WOW
it was definitely for boobs
ALL OF THIS SLANDER
definitely sweet sweet boobies. the rest of the town was just a bonus.
summons demons. demons are like "so you want your to" "boobs, I want boobs" "... but your whole tow" "boobs" "but..." "oh yeah I guess the town too. but boobs."
... wow ok strike outs
boobs are so important
bill. no
behave
decapitating a mutual friend #justcouplethings
behaving is for lousy husbands
ugh, bill
LITHUANIA
high five lithuania
the way to a heart is via swords
marisa?
surprise we still have some secrets
dun dun duuunnnn
everyone's favorite ordinary magician
SUPRISE!!!!!!
da ze
:3 You have no idea how long I was keeping THAT quiet
yes WE HAVE SOME GRAVEYARD GUESTS
satori has been Suffering this whole time
marisa's been TRYING TO ENGAGE HER IN CONVERSATION and other horrible, awful things
the horror
marisa is a joy how could you call it suffering satori
satori plz..She's been nice so far
the grudgewank is too strong
man satori is just suffering in life and death
she finally gets away from yall and the girl who beat the shit out of her pets shows up 
HEY- Hey..THEY started it!
Marisa and Reimu just...finished it
THAT'S TRUE BUT ALSO. LISTEN.
IT WAS REALLY INCONVENIENT.
RYOUTA!!! THERE HE IS!!! YOU FINALLY GET TO MEET THE MOST INNOCENT CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE GAME!!!
...SORRY THAT THE WHOLE GRENADE THING KINDA ESCALATED, BRO
...SORRY THAT THE WHOLE GRENADE THING KINDA ESCALATED, BRO
surprise bird
i think marisa and ryouta have racked up the most ftes in the game
look at all that free time
And how many times have they been screaming at everyone from the graveyard before anyone died?
Weekly Graveyard Veteran Popcorn Session
I was trying but there were a few times I just kinda vanished..Although Marisa was focusing on things..that..never kinda..worked
rolls back in here HELLO i will do another round of tags before signing off for the night y'all
im working on 5 hours of sleep it was an exceedingly poor choice
what time is the log going up tomorrow?
whenever we finish up stuff here
and its less a log and more just a general toplevel
but chances are im going to sleep within the hour so i'll be up earlier to finish threads tomorrow :|a
sneaks in here a million years late i missed everything, gomen 
imagining inaba sitting quietly in the basement like "man I wonder what's taking everyone so long"
LMAO THAT'S ABSOLUTELY WHAT'S GOING ON, SURE
just waits in the basement, she can protect these things while you guys are... doing.... things......... sure
maybe she can make levi show up and Chill with her
build a pillow fort with levi
also sure she can do that too
build a pillow fort, talk about their problems 
the perfect plan.
what if yoite just kills katerina
problems solved, violence wins again
dON'T
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy he doesnt HAVE to kill her if it hits her 
klhgk;ldafhgl
inaba sitting in the basement alone
he can just torture her and hang it over her head its cool!
!
next to a pile of corpses
omg inaba
slightly less violence wins again
hey we could use katerina's corpse as a backup corpse
no more corpses 
who would get her corpse. who do we hate the most, vegeta still?
bill
omg
I hope bill being stuck with a magic'd human body if he revives means he has to deal with feelings forever
put Vegeta in Katerina's corpse, he'd only be a little shorter
and better looking
man I forgot to have him react to the revival process he's going to be horrified
revived in a human body
I mean he likes humans okay but gross
wow from how he talks about his wife, he's in a human body all the time??
But can Takao's new body play basketball
what happened
omg
JADE
oh my god
Luminitrium could you relocate your comment please? :|a just bc this is happening in like, a split second
what.... did i miss....
endlesseight: yoite got to do something cool
LMAO VEGETA. tbh, the reason faize is now suddenly real glad he didn't die
earthlings are great but...he doens't wanna be one.
doesn't*
shoves popcorn into mouth
do you want me to go next?
yes!
kk!
JADE
everyone just jump on katerina
ugh he put so much work into this body though he doesn't want a new one
what work, it looks terrible
like an old man barfed some abs and called it a person
he's more abs than person at this point it's true but that took work
GET HER
yoite's so cool
shoves popcorn into mouth all the way at the basement
i hope there is a window in the basement
tbh. inaba can have anime club down here for realz watching outside
LMAO everyone goes back in there and she's just eating snacks and watching anime
maybe with a pillow fort. and maybe with levi.
levi should get her ass up and help them with this cage and web nonsense
you guys didn't include levi in your plans you fucked up 
YEA
envies, who needs them
wtf sin mom
well not my sin mom but
speaking of levi 
um excuse u envymom is great
she's never done anything for hinata
we failed officially faize
well hinata has no skills
She can!
Yoite sdoing actual ninja stuff
keep popcorning inaba
well that's because inaba stole envymom from hinata 
clearly.
omg
my mom now....
that's fine, it's inaba so he dgaf
good, she can keep envymom.......
assuming envy mom's not pissed at her for spilling the beans
where everyone could hear
including katerina. 
ooooh~ somebody's in trouble with moooooom~
she'll take the punishment, sure...
I'M P SURE LEVI'S ALLEGIANCES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET, INABA...maybe. maybe i'm wrong.
yyyyyyep.....
you will see those consequences shortly, we are almost done here 
gg inaba
faize we should have just killed inaba
lmao ngl
ngl
Inaba
i considered suggesting that for a while
LMAO i've been offering it all along guys
HAHAHA
let inaba permadie
look, hinata, the only way we're going to get her laptop to hac it for those ciphers is to kill her
knowing the graveyard they would have gagged her there
hack*
🎃 👻 🍬
is
the web like. a ball around them or wrapped around them.
oh
GOTCHA
i thought
it was like
spider web wrapped this whole time
spider web net
oh my god i'm dumb
like spider man
ew gross is this dad.
yeah like that's legit what i was thinking this whole time
hakurei are the rapiers magic or like legit rapiers one can pick up and linger
idid i get beat up by the weakest one UGH MY EGO
he can pick them up! but attempting to throw them at lucifer will have them disappear into the air
do not use her weapons against her 
LMFAO
god poland is trying so hard
IT'S NOT OVER
IT'S FINE
WE'RE FINE
RIGHT FAIZE
"fine"
totally fine
good job poland and faize
great work
WE"RE FINE
WE CAN STILL SALVAGE THIS
we're sorry we're not roxy lalond sin straddler
WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST
you guys are terrible
uuuum who is dead here.
not us.
Roxy, Dhaos and Vegeta are all managing to distract three whole sinparents and you guys can't even hold onto a book
(Vegeta might die again)
hey miata was supposed to have the book
VEGETA NO
IF ONLY HE WERE BLOND
ALL HIS PROBLEMS WOULD BE GONE IF ONLY HE COULD GO BLOND
they just have more fun
they really do
I meant for Vegeta to just throw some grenades with Sadie and make a mess but of course he got into a fight with Mammon
can confirm, blondes are 
of course he did
surprise there's envymom
no argument from Vegeta
I WAS LAUGHIN "god where is she" she was keeping an eye out the whole time lmao
an eye out
the blindfolded lady
look she has 6 of them underneath it, she manages
something about this seems off
....
who's gonna snipe her
hot
someone's gonna snipe her i can feel it
Vegeta fires a ki blast at Mammon, she dodges, it goes all the way across town and hits Levi in the head
same
no one ever comes to save poland ever
thanks vegeta
well roxy's straddling the archer so there's that
you're welcome
aside from lithuania
it's his job to ruin everything every time
gluttony and sloth are the only two unaccounted for at this point, right?
that would be probably the single most vegeta thing that could happen
weak and lazy
or am i forgetting one
local man ruins everything
I think that's it yeah
ah, good old mammon...
oh no
we have pride envy greed wrath and lust all hanging out
faize screaming internally
also aaaaaa she has undyne's spear aaaaaaaaaaaaa
he has chain trauma now
well tbh the most Vegeta thing he could do is listen to one of the sinparents say they need to absorb everyone in town so they can fight him at full power
and then help them do it
except chains
and get killed in the fight that followed
mffldldhslgl
so, faize is not into chain bondage. alisha take notes.
MAMMON DON'T YOU DARE RUN AWAY FROM THIS FIGHT TO GO AFTER LEVI YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS THAT EASY
definitely not into chain bondage
im just here to say i absolutely want mammon to leave vegeta mid fight
"tiny man" im crying
HE'S TALLER THAN HER just
are we sure the chains are from mammon though
chains are her Thing
im just here for the funniest end to vegeta trying so hard and
still getting nothing
that's pretty much his role in life
vegeta you better chase her
fuck you guys, he'll just go home to his beautiful wife and child
having accomplished absolutely nothing in this hell town
LOL
i make fun of vegeta but sans feels ya buddy
an attempt was made and it was all fucking pointless
hakurei: actually good question, do they actually sound like they could be mammon's chains? :0a
theyare
SHE DID IT
SHE RAN
but it is her, yes
CHASE HER
YEAH I FIGURED BUT I MEANT LIKE
JUST YELL NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CHAINS
bye vegeta
poor faize, facing his evil bdsm partner again
later
obviously she was just too scared to fight Vegeta
if poland eatts the webbing will that help
the size
omg
POLAND DO NOT
LMFAO
POLAND. NO
poland don't eat that
poland yes
poland stop it
where is hinata to tell her not to eat things
you don't know where that web has been
dealing with hostages.
hinata is busy hanging out with his true bff, komaeda
lmao for real where is hinata
did he end up in a cage or is he just kind of running and crying
αqυα ιѕ вαє
is
that not a normal day for hinata, running and crying
he is both in and out of a cage
it's Schrodinger's hinata
blutundeisen: i was waiting for the web chase to progress more, i'll tag u back now
oki 
YES it is definitely schrodinger's hinata
until anna tags ofc
LOL
bad hinata, bad
do not escape
naughty hinatas get thrown into the cae
cage* even
imagining hinata running and crying in circles until one drops on him
okay but
would it be funnier if komaeda was in there with him or not
hinata doesn't deserve that
naughty hinatas get thrown into the hope cage
how big are these cages anyway, for the record
squat hinata
UGH it would be komaeda's luck tho
endlesseight: BIG ENOUGH FOR NIDAI TO STAND IN okay maybe nidai has to squat but
LOL
trapped in a cage but hEY HE HAS HINATA-KUN
everyone else can stand
!!
Kklfgh
this is going real swell guys
okay but komaeda would either be ecstatic or really pissed off depending on whether or not he knew about [redacted]
everyone is chapter 1
no i mean like
so he gets komaeda at his gayest
if they heard about hinata's.... thing during that trial
bc i'm kind of curious if the hostages got to watch the trials
LOLohgod
as if the hostages didn't have it hard enough already
LMAO THESE...BETTER BE PRETTY BIG CAGES...
there is a seven foot cyborg in the mix here
well anna said "nidai would have to crouch a bit possibly" so 
poor bacchus
mammon has achieved notoriety in faize's mind
im so glad
she has
look
she nearly brained him, okay
she was exceptionally cruel to Vegeta in the GY too she's so horrible
she did
he was cool on the outside for that encounter but internally he was screaming
LOL
she also gave zelos a box of live scorpions as a present i need to note that
where is the emoticon for the dog looking calm
this was after he hit on her
but on fire...because i believe that describes faize well
..dear lord, zelos
katerina went like...all out for the spooky vibe with faize and hinata
creepy dark room. rattling chains in the background.
she did, it was super effective
Vegeta got a cake.
zelos...
then the rattling chains were actually a person.
bless u courtney
also she was sitting down at that point so you couldnt tell how damn short she was
ATMOSPHERE
LMAO YEAH
LOL
they were a little spooked.
something like that kind of sticks with you.
see this is why tiny ppl can be scary
help us, vegeta
Vegeta just comes crashing down through the ceiling
IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN'T. GUESS WHERE MAMMON WENT.
WELL THEY'RE OUTSIDE STILL
but can he do anything to help
GRAB HER BY THE CHAINS, VEGETA
He can hit Mammon!!! Technically. If she doesn't teleport away.
that's what the door destructions were for, practicing hitting stuff in the living world
i know im just saying. CAN HE HIT HER
TECH... NICALLY........ it's physically possible, it seems.........
GOGOGO
he can distract her from hitting the others????
Vegeta is hard to ignore
to distract her i mean
this is part of streamlining things to the final decision prompt
yeah I'll stay out of it for now
vegeta just flies up going OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHI-- and the kids are already dead
thanks vegeta
i can't believe vegeta's to blame for everyone being dead
tbf most of the town is currently on fire there's probably a lot of smoke masking his vision up there
man miscast in role of father
o/
and he can't sense energy anymore
thanks everyone who set the town on fire
"where the fuck did they go how did the fire spread this fast WHERE THE FUCK DID THOSE CAGES COME FROM?"
vegeta's just loudly yelling THIS IS STUPID from afar
lmao omg vegeta finding hinata in the cage
"so. hi."
the town needed to be on fire, it's better this way
Vegeta staring down at Hinata judging him
Hinata can't see him anyway but still
he's there
of course hinata's in the cage
of course he is
hakurei dhaos didn't throw a spell if the sword raij didn't stop. sorry i didn't clarify it well enough
Luminitrium: OH okay i'll edit then!
hinata can only sense the ghostly judgement but can't see it
which is good because most of the ghosts are probably facepalming tbh
maybe one of you guys should have tried to help him!
completely out of ratio
look, no one put Vegeta on hostage duty!!
maybe one of YOU guys
look. he seemed like he had it covered. the town needed fire instead.
Vegeta was put on fighting demons and causing hell duty!!!
roxy was just trying to have faith in her bagel.
gg roxy
now you're straddling lustdad instead of stuck in a cage with the bf
I like how every plan we had just went to hell
well. there's only one thing to do now
we have to decapitate hinata
no one told her about the cages!!
we do
we gotta
it's all gone pearshaped, there's no way out.
we're gonna have to decapitate him
she would have much preferred to be in a cage with the bf!!
no
no decapitation!!
she sees no striders here
it's the only way
only striders can pull that
THE ONLY WAY
!
THERE ARE MANY OTHER WAYS
dig, hinata
dig yourself to freedom
well we're going to have to decapitate someone
dig a tunna dig dig a tunna
quick before the demon douchebags come
that, or gnaw your own limbs off to be able to fit through the bars
it's the only way
dig yourself to come join roxy in straddling lustdad
just wiggle your limbless torso
he'd much rather straddle roxy wtf???
you know, if hinata was only a head, he could get out of th e cage really easily
good point
his enormous torso is what's hindering him tbh
too beef
nah his ahoge blocks his way to fredom
i bet poland could slip through the bars
god Hinata, keep your shirt on
*freedom
you're too beefy without it
if he takes his shirt off, maybe the sins will be so shocked at the surprise beef that it'll secure their way to freedom
none skills with left beef
worth a shot
jade, pull out that one image
now that is a perfect plan do it
do it
he needs to do that
"I ACTUALLY LOOK THINNER WITH MY CLOTHES ON"
oH THAT ONE
DAYUM THO
he really does have a better rack than poland
none skills with left beef im gonna cry
he's kylo ren. skinny to look at with a secret eight pack
hajime hinata is definitely shredded
he's shredded
i heard hajime hinata has-- dammit
he really is
a buddy of mine talked to izuru kamukura in the bathroom and he said hajime hinata is ripped
just stop wearing shirts, hinata, it's fine
you don't need them
in the official manga he is hella hot w/o his shirt
courtney im glad you enjoyed that because it took me a while to stop laughing irl after i wrote it
i really did want to put that on his skills card
i told you to do it
negl i seriously considered it back when i was writing it up
it's true
none skills with left beef
LIKE LOOK
left beef
non skills left macho
none*
hinata how do you get the left beef
it's bc he has to run a lot to increase the step counter to raise e-pets
obvs
i'm glad we have all this endgame stuff going on and we're discussing the slender macho here
well we have to talk about something while we wait for mammon to kill levi
roxy approves he is a 11 on a 0-10 scale look at this boy
look, i'm not doing anything here so i can talk about how hot hinata is all day
do you have a different topic suggestion, jade
we were talking about hinata touching the boob, clearly it's roxy who was blessed with getting to touch the boob tho, for real
he has good manboobs
roxy's touching lust's boobs right now
your eyes are an ocean... your breasts are also an ocean
sHIT
faize can also confirm, it's a very nice man boob
LMAO FUCK
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
MEGAN WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT FUCK
WHY WOULDN'T I
IT'S WORTH REMEMBERING
IT'S SO IMPORTANT
ayyy little mama let me whisper in ur ear, whispers that
satori was finally useful
(also surprise that's leviathan's powerset.......lucifer has magic swords, mammon has chains, leviathan can copy other people's powers :') )
ohhh that makes sense
oh
fck i'm laughing, did she take one look at hinata as envy and went 'shit better get me some more people'
that's clever
"you give me left beef?? I wanted ALL beef you shitty pizza hut"
time for leviathan to borrow Takao's ability to do a sick crossover dribble
LMAO there were two normals in original envyclub
original envy club had envy going like "nope"
envious of the other sins' kids
no wonder almost all of them died
LMAO SICK CROSSOVER DRIBBLE...... go get em envymom
lmfao
duotastic also please let me know satori's reaction to the demon of envy copying her copy powers
copyception. envyception.
so if envy dies do envies get super bad deathshocks
notto disu shitto agen
yoite you gotta kill hinata
for old time's sake
ah....... 
gosh can't we all just play nice
almost done, btw at mammon's next tag we'll be ready to move onto the final decision/confrontation
at mammon's next tag we'll be ready to move onto the final decision/confrontation
final decision....
so we all decided to kill inaba, right
should inaba come out of the basement
pearshaped no other way etc
THERE'S. A LOT OF FIGHTING AND PROBABLY EXPLODING NOISES THANKS TO THE DANMAKU SO
MAYBE IF SHE WANTS
LMAO IF SHE WANTS.....
she's just sitting in the basement like "aha, nah"
"hey guys what's taking you so loh what the fuck"
"sounds like death, nah"
we fucked up
actually doesn't hear the explosions because her laptop is turned at max and she's watching anime
clearly
except roxy who. well. she's sitting on a sin so i guess roxy won.
roxy u gotta bang lustdad
it's the only way to win
wow no 
he
isn't left beef enough
/that emote of the p3 lady protag waggling her eyebrows
he's not dorky enough for her tastes
nah just chop his dick off
he will never fuck again
that's as close as i can get
he can still get sexy without a dick wow don't be sex ableist
endlesseight: he can regrow his dick as all demons can regrow lost body parts and i cannot believe i just fucking typed that sentence
he's like a lizard
lizard dick
so he's piccolo
lmao god
well lucifer regrew her arm what did u expect
regrows his dick, makes it even bigger
lizard arm dicks
LEN
Piccolo doesn't have a dick though
he's piccolo if he had a dick
great now I'm thinking about what size lustdad's dick is
im glad we're the 8 who survived
talking about the important issues
worst survivor pool
i bet lustdad would be okay with removing his dick since he can regrow it
what a fantastic plurk
use the chopped off one as a dildo
ok im back from GOT so
imma tag again
what the hell did i come back to
dicks
i tab away to write up a tag. i tab back while i'm thinking about wording and we're talking about lizard lust dicks
roxy
tabs back over
this is the ultimate strip search
this is what you were training for
all these weeks
this is your moment
i hope u all know you're making me cackle to the point of breathing issues irl
god fucking bless
she only stripped like... one or two people???
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT
ugh she'd rather strip hinata, he's got the left beef
if we get bad end, at least we got it together
does lustdad have left beef
i looked away for three seconds and "he'll grow his dick back"
may we have another plurk to fuck up as bad as we fucked up this plan
yes this one doesn't load right anymore it's too full of Sin
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