let's talk about ENDGAME SCHEDULE 
so, as said, if you're still alive at this point, congratulations! 
you have made it to the survivor pool, friend
you have made it to the survivor pool, friend
This coming week will be our last week!
I CANNOT BELIEVE 
i've never experienced this
/intense screaming 
good luck
I can't believe roxy has survived both of her murdergames............
this is a brand new experience for me as well 
my first murdergame survivor pool, did i do it rite
this is my first murdergame of this style and tech the second murdergame i was ever in
i have no idea what im doing
congratulatioin survivors
pretend i can spell
this is my first time making it to the survivor pool in this type of murdergame
just a pool of newbs. and roxy.
HAHA YEAH inaba died last murdergame 
g o d and drrp end was just yelling at junko enoshima for hours
maybe we need to just yell at the sins for hours
you've got a good group for that at least
if so I am Ready I am experienced in that
As for how this'll all play out: survivors will be tasked with solving the final mysteries of the game 
along with the clues y'all have already been given from the ghosts, you'll be given access to the very last setting addition: the town library! as well as all of the locked doors and cabinets
FINALLY
look faize. books.
omg a library I've been wanting a library
FINALLY. LIBRARY 
THE LIBRARY
well damn
i guess it's a good thing break died
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
he would have been 1000% useless
lmfao
teen party in the library let's go
The "investigation" period will be from Monday to Thursday, and the "trial" period will be on Friday and Saturday
endgame will thus be on Sunday!
can the rest of us sleep
okay actually ANNA I NEED TO BRING UP SOMETHING but i might be late on saturday
wheeze
[raises hand] im assuming ghosts will be able to give more hints if we. get any?? during investigation
αqυα ιѕ вαє
will
the times be like they were for regular trials? so I can time getting home from work correctly
since i'm going to a miku concert at 12pm on saturday so
rainbowlasers: there will be a graveyard plurk for endgame rundown later dw
endlesseight: that's fine
and the times will be regular trial times yes
ok then GOOD LUCK KIDS
I BELIEVE IN NONE OF YOU
wow thanks sans
I guess I can believe in Poland
what's a regular trial time for a friday
and Precious Miata
get ready for
the
what were regular trial times i don't even remember i was always late lmfao
manager's office
get HYPE
look sans gave a rousing letter to hinata thats all you guys get
So is Sunday time sensitive stuff?
Vegeta has already given up on all of you and is just waiting for Bulma to hopefully go to Namek to wish him back to life the normal way
wow. thanks guys.....
wow vegeta
thanks
what a pal
I MAY have my inlaws coming in on sunday... but im not sure yet, but I'd figure out a way to make do
maybe we'll just leave you dead
undyne is also looking at the survivor pool and going shit
they're all weenies
they're all gonna die
sorry, wasn't clear on the wording, it's friday/saturday that'll be time-sensitive
moreso saturday
okay great. ill be around , i just wanted to see how much i need to allocate time 
um except. we didn't die.
so clearly we are actually the least weenie
wow offensive
faize you almost got killed by a dorito
buddy is so not a weenie
close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
excsuden dhaos is not a ween
he is very weenie
all weenies
all of them
clearly he is the least weenie of all because he did not die when killed
wut yoite isnt either
yoite is a sad stringbean
a sad weenie stringbean
survivor pool - six weenies and buddy
I feel like I should defend poland's honor or something
i'm not even going to try and defend hinata
he's the weeniest of them all
LOL
shsl weenie
shsl probably should have been dead by now
but somehow is not
poor skills:none
he's so forgettable everyone forgot to kill him
ouch
LMAO
the sins are just like 'wait which one of us was he again'
omg
'i think he was wrath right' 'no that can't be it i'm pretty sure it was greed???'
ahhh i cant wait to meet dad sloth
'ahhh fuck it just let him live who cares'
i'm laughing at hinata living again tbh
his protag game is 2strong
trust me yoite. you can absolutely wait to meet dad
LOL
sounds ominous
listen he cant be worse than his real dad
WHAT IS OUR DAD LIKE I WANT TO KNOW
poland's never had a dad.
or i take that back, he can be about the same.
someone who has that 'it is a mystery" emote should use it here because
faize has also never had a dad. what is lustdad like.
it is a mystery!!!! on all these answers!!!
🎃 👻 🍬
is
buddy his favorite.
thank
ugh you heard them, kelly. we gotta start mystery solving.
the mysteries that actually matter: what are the sin parents like
LOL
🎃 👻 🍬
is
my dad hot.
just tell me if he's hot.
UGH
0mg
are any of the sin parents fucking
i just laughed so hard omg
im kind of sad sans never got to be on trial more than once because god if someone had died he didnt care about you guys would've gotten so many trolling answers
UM????
anna answering um means the sins are all fucking
text it
sin orgy
so sin harem....
he cared enough about clover not to meme on everyone at her trial thanks sans
well they are sins
so
do i gotta marry the sins
marry the sins, poland
she hasn't already?? wow pols
that must be the solution to endgame
marry the sins
if sans had memed during clover's trial
undyne would have murdered him
yeah that's
the real reason
that wouldve heen hilarious
no regrets
it's okay, i'm sure inaba and roxy can meme for the rest of them
just pop that skull right off
omg
the only person he likes enough to never joke about their death is papyrus
literally
he's made fun of himself dying
he made 70 puns at undyne when she ghosted him
if undyne wasnt going to murder him for it he absolutely would've just trolled in clover's trial. and. also if he didn't look more suspicious than usual
LOL
i can safely say lucifer's too into herself for that and satan would be far too into dangerous bdsm for it to work out
accidentally chokes the shit out of slothdad "fuck he's dead again"
AND THAT'S ALL IM GONNA SAY ON THE MATTER
"again" she says
again is very important
LOL
the other 4 sins are fucking text it
yeah im with kelly
tell me about gluttony dad
he's gross
beelzebub is the lord of the flies for a reason yo
oh good, so he is like all men
buddy won't have to feel bad murdering him if she can :^)
gluttony dad dot jpg
buddy's life goals rn: murder all sins, katerina and miata and strut out of town bloodsoaked into the sunset
smash that bug buddy
leave miata alone god
im crying so hard at gluttony dad holy shit
can we see sloth
Ｏｕｒｏｂｏｒｏｓ
is
a real cute sloth aww
HE'S NOT LITERALLY A BUG IT'S A JOKE LKHG;DH
LOL
(and likely do nothing of consequence since sloth but yes)
yay!
don't you yay him
rainbowlasers: he loves u too, son
LMAO
[SHAKESFIST]
SON!!! SKELETON SON!!!
YOU'RE NOT HIS REAL DAD
I DON'T KNOW IF HE EVEN HAS A REAL DAD?
wow i go away for like twelve hours
and i come back to all these lies and slander about hinata 
um. please indicate the lies
listen sans said to lawyer up he's Got This
still a weenie tho
HIS SKILLS ARE IN DIFFERENT AREAS ugh still a weenie tho
still a weenie tho
god i hope he gets to ruleslawyer the sins though
his skills are in being a weenie
i wanna ruleslawyer the sins 
like that would just make my day if we're all expecting some big fight but really that's not what happens at all
it's just hinata shooting truth bullets everywhere. I'LL CUT THROUGH THAT!
everyone like hinata wtf why are you shouting unnecessary catchphras-- HE'S GOTTA
if his skills are being a weenie
can we eat him
i'm laughing tho it's literally teens, basically a teen, and dhaos
And Dhaos.
how did it come to this
....god i keep forgetting inaba and yoite are 16, not 18
dhaos is the only adult, he's our dad now.
you guys are so rude i s2g
no poland ur an honorary teen aren't u glad
if inaba was 18 she'd be a lot more mature tbh
poland has you all fooled
does that mean poland is mastermind
do we have to kill poland now
hahahah
what wven
LOL
yoite will be long dead by the time he would be 18 
maybe yoite shouldn't go home
maybe yoite should just stay here
i really hope lawyering it up is real because then sans fucking guessed the endgame AND laid it all up on hinata
thanks sans
If that's true, Dhaos will be glad to leave it up to the puny lawyer human
hinata becomes the true protagonist
ur a lawyer, hinata
and once again sans leaves everything to a child
ace attorney hajime hinata
hinata is the phoenix wright we all deserve
just dont screw up and click the wrong bullet
no pressure
he clicks the wrong bullet all the time and we execute him for fucking up
hinata pulls up gamefaqs
Poland he made a promise
the gamefaqs were written by rose lalonde we're all fucked
the worst gamefaqs of all time
but yoite. death.
well if he fulfills his promise he wont die? 
