I'm not 100% certain it was him, but Justin was driving me to work and I looked out the window and saw a guy driving a truck, and he looked JUST like George Lucas

Hey, this is how I choose to view these situations: It could have not been him, but choosing to believe it was him is more fun. Therefore, it was him.

I agree with Kay on this one

I shall adopt this worldview immediately

my theory as to why george lucas would be here is that he is totally beta testing for pokemon go.

the fat guineas at the motel must have attracted their attention

thanks for feeding the birds dad

Personally, I just thought he was in exile

reminds me of that time i was walking to a corner store and passed this car, and the guy in the passenger seat looked exactly like vladimir putin

and he was staring so intently at me

Putin shall make you his newest bride

Everyone in Russia knows of his perverse sexual lust for birds of mysterious and indistinct gender

id marry him if he paid me 1000s of dollars a month