HAHA

enjoy

tell me your thoughts as you watch its majesty unfold

Someone apparently thought, "Let's make a dude version of 'The Craft'." Then someone else said, "But what if we combine it with the shower vibe from 'Top Gun'?" And thus, it was born...

pretty accurate

The truck crash was amazing, for all the wrong reasons.

although I never made the Top Gun shower connection before lol

Well, that's how I'm reading it! I could be wrong!

The arachnid dream thing happened and the girl read up the book with them in.

I think the spider dream was the only part of the movie to actually creep me out

but I'm afraid of spiders, so

Obligatory 1990s teenagers-in-car make-out scene!

Which apparently goes nowhere!

I remain curious as to what made the monster scream sound during the spider dream...

THERE ARE MANY SCENES THAT GO NOWHERE

Like this one in the pool!

EMERGENCY HEAD-BUMP... And then everything's OK.

~magic~

POTENTIAL CHARACTER-BUILDING TENSION IN THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE! And everything's OK...

Always with the eye-flashing, these guys.

It's clearly trying to build off 'The Craft', but it's like it wants to be an episode of 'Charmed'.

That shot of the secret papers floating over the security guard's head was so unintentionally LOL! His grumpy expression totally made it!

HAHA

yeah, the movie's so confused in the tone it wants to have

in the interviews with Sebastian Stan and Steven Strait back when it was coming out, they kept going "UHH It's like The Matrix meets The Skulls"

and I'm just like "....really...."

I feel like I need to watch it to fully appreciate Chase

nah, you really only need to watch that one review I post from time to time to appreciate him

because it shows some of his "best" moments and nails him in about a sentence

"Come to save LITTLE MISS MUFFET... Have we? >:|"

YESSSSSS

when Chase finally drops the boring act and starts to shine

as the horrible drama queen he really is

Man, that miniature verbal throw-down was so bitchy...

It's like a soap opera, but with proper lighting.

accurate

And if you know someone has super-powers, it's pretty dumb to charge at them with a motorcycle.

RIGHT?

especially when you also have superpowers, I mean, come on

Like, you wanted him to to get rag-dolled, explicitly for that reason.

sure, Chase's are stronger, BUT STILL

YEAH

I was like "well you deserved that, Pogue"

It's like a gang of ANAKIN SKYWALKERS.

Chase's dark little reserved chuckles...

It's like he knows his puns are shit, but revels in them anyway.

He is feeding off the viewers!

HE IS SUPER WITTY, OKAY

so. witty.

It feels like he should be wearing goth eyeliner.

too much?

LOLOL

This is Chase's plan?

To do something he's just been told won't work?

Aw, he fixed the mirror on his way out...

yeah that's probably my favorite character moment for him

it says SO MUCH

that he's like "nah I'll do it anyway" after being logicked at

He is a conscientious villain.

his plan is that you can't tell him what to do, you're not his real dad?

damn right

HE SHALL VAMPIRE YOUR POWAZ.