"I'm always sleeping on the job"

probably posted right next to Sans snoozing away at his guardpost

too many potatoes, not enough chill or moral code

sagesaria: "i caught the human, didn't i?" he says, ignoring that he let five humans slip past him before that.

more like you made the human lead your bro on a merry chase :|

sweetstacks: "i've got plenty o' 'chill'." he says aggressively, with an aggressive smile.

sagesaria: "same thing"

kya..... so scary