brought a box of mini croissants out of the freezer with one left, cracked the top open but left it on on the coffee table.

go get coffee, find cat has hopped up on the coffee table, managed to pry the lid all the way off and is halfway through the middle of the croissant.

caaaat you are weird.

(I took it away and gave her a little chunk more because she really shouldn't eat it but she looooves buttery pastry.)

which we found out one thanksgiving when I was making phyllo pastry and went to bed with the floor covered in scraps because it was the middle of the night when I finished. In the morning it was clean.

.... Wow what a sweet tooth for a kitty lmao

you're just reacting to butter! /jakethedogvoice

she's such an adorable little weirdo. though I guess if she ever refuses her food again I know what to do: wrap it in pastry.