Because every baby-having person buys just one onesie. that's all a baby needs, right?

I'm more than a little concerned what conclusions it might draw from me buying a little r2d2 onesie and a crepe pan in the same purchase.

I feel like everyone should just buy random weird shit on amazon every so often just to throw them off the trail.

I can attest that you only need one onesie.

also no diapers.

...definitely no, like, bottles and stuff too, right?

Nah. You just pour stuff into their mouths. It's cool. Not messy at all either. So you never have to wash the one onesie.

Well why bother putting clothes on them? They'll only get dirty

well overrated, that clothes business.