only the last one made sense to me rofl

omg why THAT one

LMAO because the only thing i know about the nordic countries is that they all have this weird rivalry going on

WELL

i had a finnish roommate for a year and the only two things i learned about finland was

in sweden we think we're bff with everyone but denmark but in reality yeah pretty much

1) for a tiny country they have a large death metal scene

and 2) every nordic country wants to fight every other nordic country

ahahah the metal band scene is ... intense in the nordics

I present to you this map

HAHAHHA GOSH

and to be honest sweden only wants to fight norway and finland when they're better than us

but we want to fight denmark all the time

LOL

Well damn.

iceland is chill iceland is doing its own thing

denmark killed our whole seat of political power this one time so it's vitally important we beat them in sports and also eurovision.

LMFAO

# history

the first one REALLY speaks to me

I would sit next to you on the bus bella

I'd even engage you in conversation

fight denmark all the time yeah

Dinface: isn't that a bit too FAR? CONVERSATION gosh

IT'S A RISKY MOVE BUT I'D DO IT CAUSE I'M BOLD AND BRAVE

you're a role model

but yeah the first and the last are definitely the best xD

though the fika one is good too

the denmark one made me laugh to be honest it's the main reason I'm sharing

I'll never not fight danes

yep yep

aw, friend

(i mean, you already have irl, but it's nice to know you'd consider it again)

(I mean, the only time it's vital we beat Finland is in hockey. Though they're far more intense about it...)

^ i can confirm this. one of my best friends is finnish and she does not take ice hockey lightly

though the way i understand it it's better to lose against sweden than to lose against russia, because fuck russia, man

yeah, basically

:v

... I like how that also mirrors history

dfvgj yes

I mean they started learning swedish just to put up the middle finger to russia pretty much

if I recall correctly anyway

omg, really

i assumed it was related to russia invading finland

well, probably that too

most likely that too

man it might be now I'm unsure /GOOGLES

i recently learned finns have jam with their semlor and i think that's a valid reason to fight them

while we're on the subject of fighting other countries

okay well while that's heresy that sounds delicious

i'll fight you too friend

I don't like almond paste, you can fight me on that too

definitely heresy

even if there's always too much almond paste with the semla...

^ this

this is true, i'll give you that. you need to get the almond paste/cream proportion right

Hey Canada's not doing so bad on the metal band thing either. Sweet.