( ) Tonight, I come bear-ing greetings from Sir Thadius T, Miss Fortune and Sub Bearable. They would like to invite you all to meet them at Objets D'Amour where they will be whipping out a few lessons.
Un-bear-able bondage, Beating the stuffing out safely 101, Needle play basics, Silencing the roar, and most importantly - Aftercare: Snuggles are not just for teddys.
I am reminded of the motorcycle leather daddy teddy bear I found at a sex toy store in West Hollywood. Back then, it was something I'd have to save up for, & when I did, it was sold out permanently.