"arent you going to ask which book" "why"

tonight is a Weird Night

there was another person who was SHOCKED and ALARMED that i didn't take their billion-year old books with awful broken bindings because they were So Valuable

ok well 1) a book being old doesn't mean it's worth anything 2) if it was worth anything, condition matters 3) i dont have to buy it jfc

also they were all, like, penny books with sale rankings so far down the chart on amazon they were in the MILLIONS

i guess not as bad as the time someone brought in five plastic tubs and wouldnt stfu about how AWESOME her books were, the books were GREAT, i wouldnt be able to wait to see em

and i opened the first tub and a literal cloud of mold spores came out