Not 100% happy with it, but Homestuck is a tricky fandom for me.

I kind of did my top ten and then did the rest from a list + random number generator.

The 4 and less note is to avoid counting that alpha session 7 person chart that makes me look like a lunatic.

I also mashed all the quadrants/not quadrants/charms into one thing, which I'm not satisfied with but color coding got too complex.

oops must attach pic this time lol

apparently i can never commit 2 one system of filling these out haha. this time i did pink = ones i ship the most, yellow = don't really actively ship it but sure i'm on board

I'm impressed! I really thought the rng had dealt an unwinnable hand.

My taste in ships has only become more obscure as the hiatuses drag on.

haha, meanwhile i am still like, I JUST WANT LOTS OF FLUFFY POST-RETCON METEORSTUCK DAVEKAT PORN sigh

Oh wow I totally forgot that's canon now. I guess I overwrote those brain cells with debating whether carapaces have charm based romances. The evidence is inconclusive.

One the one hand, they are game creations like leprechauns so logically charms would be their system, but Slick/Snowman is used to illustrate quadrant specific spades romance.

Maybe their romance system shifts for the universe the game is based in?

I suspect this is a thing no one actually cares about.

haha. i admit i never thought about it be4! maybe they're multi-romantic-system-sexual

Caring about quadrants is too mainstream now. You can't make me reread the intermission and then take away its relevance Hussie.

Also charms tap into a whole new world of weirdness, troll junk has become disappointingly homogenized.

it's true about troll junk being homogenized. any time i encounter a fic where it's more than just tentacle dick + vagina i get all excited haha

it's kinda disappointing the breadth of xeno possibilities that got pushed out by the dominant headcanon

i mean, i personally LIKE the tentacle dick + vagina just fine, i just wish there were more of other options too

i think my fave weird one i've read is one where they basically have a big velcro-hook zipper on their chests and their chests unzip and then the 2 trolls velcro zip their chests 2gether

and like rub various internal organs against each other inside their chest cavities

i think it was jalules who wrote 2 fics with that configuration. one was troll/troll (karkat/sollux?) but the other was troll/human, dave/terezi, and that was fun b/c it was like

dave sticking his hand inside terezi's chest and massaging her organs digitally haha. and maybe he fucked her chest cavity with his dick too? i can't remember

Chest cavities are great, should be in more fic.

I still really love that story about Vriska laying eggs in John's stomach that got written for me three years ago or so. It was delightful.

DO U STILL HAVE A LINK TO THIS OVIPOSITION FIC??

It's Going to Be an Eggs-traordinary Day - makingtriangles (elect...
Tracked it back down, here you go. Eggs!

I QUITE ENJOYED THAT, THANK YOU FOR FINDING IT FOR ME BB!

the thing it reminded me of most as i was reading was when my snake kal-el passed all those gross unfertilized slugs hahaha

altho i guess they came out her vent and not her mouth like john in that fic, IDK I THANKFULLY DIDN'T WITNESS IT HAPPENING

man that smell was terrible lol