I would drag you into the glitter aisle and make you pick through all the shiny stuff with me lol. That's practically where I spent my entire time there anyway. Camo is not conducive to the bling though.
lol last week I saw a chick in pink camo, she tried to start a fight at a pizza hut. the workers tried to bribe my pity with free food but i was like naw, i hated her as much as they did lol
I'm talking conservative, protestant (even the methodists and baptists have a lowkey war out between them), white as in northern europe/UK, the local big boy was the fanciest thing around til it closed