The poor, confused bastard. It’s not his fault. Life in the modern world is getting more and more complex and there are so many decisions to make.

He now has to decide between gel and mousse to style his hair every morning. The stress is unbelievable. SHALLOW BANGET JADI ORANG

aquarius bastard-nya dong.

Aquarius is the most reasonable bastard you’ll ever encounter. He’ll even agree
he is a bastard. If he was born out of wedlock then he is one by definition,

and
if you want to call him a bastard for other, more personal reasons, he’ll
certainly allow you your opinions.

SPOT ON JUL. YOU LITTLE PRICK

aduh gue ngakak2 bacanya

And he won’t, like other bastards and real astrologers, dismiss this book as
amateur astrological crap. In his mind, every viewpoint gets a hearing, every
belief system has some legitimacy.

*To top things off, he’s likely to be
annoyingly good looking (well there goes your ability to remain objective)*

ANNOYINGLY GOOD LOOKING >> GUE APLOT FOTO LO DISINI APA

Cuteness aside, open-mindedness and tolerance in a bastard has its own set of problems.

A very different set of problems than what you’re used to. In fact, after years of dealing with men who don’t listen to you when the football, the
television or the fridge is on....

.... you’ll be totally unequipped to deal with Aquarius.

mmmkay. that's totally true. o<-<

Understandably, you’ll come to the conclusion that Aquarius is operating on a
completely different, totally baffling level. But the thing is, he does believe
in love. The all-encompassing kind.

so do u still believe in love jul? /inget2 line beberapa hari lalu pas lo drop lagu koala project/

What Aquarius fails to understand is that loving all human beings equally only
ever worked for Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ was quite an extraordinary
person. - BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"all-encompasing kind" is actually true. I

how cute.

#oot gue juga bingung mau pake mana kalau pagi, ada gatsby wax 3 biji, yg biru (slick look, medium hold) , oren (greasy, loose hold) , item (matte, strong hold)

plus barbara hair mousse, rudi soewarno hairspray strong hold, dan 2 conditioner perawatan rambut cukup ootnya