sometimes I wonder why I am even allowed to drive a car when I apparently cannot even properly gauge a turn to park the bloody thing

kaorisiberian:

(in other words, I managed to hit a car in a parking lot today......)

ALSO APPARENTLY MY EX-COWORKER IS NOW AN EX-EX-COWORKER???

as in, he got his job back??? what dirt does he have on the owner

It happens to some of us. I hit cement triangle things... And dented the front of my car so people who drive in front of me act dumb sometimes.

Yeah, they're called accidents for a reason... and goodness knows my brother-in-law is responsible for a LOT more damage to this poor car than what I inflicted today...

but I still feel like a jackass

even though I did the right thing and stuck around to exchange insurance info... u_u

I backed into a fence a couple weeks ago, now I have this huge scraped area on my back bumper

Well, David has a good sense of humour about this. The passenger side of the front bumper had a huge crack and hole in it from one of his mishaps...

And today I put a hole in the driver's side of the bumper...

"Hey, it's symmetrical again!"

I just... thank you for not being mad? but.

my bumper is out of symmetry