can i just be the first to say there is not enough nasty scientist alphys

I WAS HELL BUZZING FROM THE MOMENT WE STEPPED INTO THE TRUE LAB AND FANDOM IS DISAPPOINTING ME

like, even just cute art of her feeding the abominations and getting slime on her hands and making dumb faces

without that how are we going to progress to cute art of her walking around with bloody smocks and fuzzy slippers and nothing else

which means i'll never get alphys wanting to look at undyne's insides and undyne being STRONG AND REFUSING ANY ANESTHETIC BECAUSE SHE IS TOUGH AND HER GIRLFRIEND IS CUTE WHEN SHE'S EXCITED ABOUT BIOLOGY

yeah i just made this plurk to talk about consensual evisceration i'm not sorry

-why hasn't alphys given undyne a ROBOT EYE yet

probably because whenever she thinks about touching undyne's face she starts sweating

let along getting her claws anywhere in her eye socket

SCREECHES

OH NO

IMAGINE FLOWEY CALLING ALPHYS MOM

CHOKES

STOP IT

;_____;

like, in a horrible condescending guilt tripping way that I am NOT GOING TO THINK ABOUT BECAUSE IT IS TOO FUCKED UP

but also, post pacifist flowey whining to alphys to get sans to stop picking on him

NOOOOO OH NOOOOO

"c-can't I just call toriel" "YOU CREATED ME FUCKING TAKE CARE OF ME"

im too in love with endings where frisk is like "this is my shitty flower now."

SAME

I SAW A FANART WHERE FLOWEY WAS JUST LIKE "the world is awful just let me die" AND FRISK JUST KEPT ON CARRYING HIM AROUND IT WAS AWFUL

VERY SMALL AND VERY BAD AND FRISK IS GOING TO SMALL SMOOCH UNTIL HE CAN FEEL LOVE AGAIN

the true crime of this fandom is that I've seen some mettaton vomit art but none of it has been tagged "emettaton"

mkLNJDSFKMASLNFJSDFS

unrelated to everything I got thoughts about ghosts

like what is a ghost, are ghost monsters born ghosts?? I think they are considering the whole soul instantly disappearing thing

and it's clear that napstablook can interact with physical objects and stuff so like why would ghosts need a "corporal" body

unless like, ghosts CAN do things more solid monsters can but it takes conscious effort

all I'm really leading up to is napstablook spending all their energy just keeping headphones on

omfg

NAPSTABLOOK.