I should find some pictures
They're probably all over facebook by now
I was John McClane
HA. My mind works way more simply, as always
I googled it. Die Hard guy. A+
I got a lot of "Ash... you look terrifying"
I too would consider that a win!
I'll find pictures eventually
Facebook always comes to bite me in the ass even when I don't use it
Everybody was like. Witches and cute things
And I was all bloody and shit
Like Wednesday Adams with a slit throat
there are worse ways to be
Work tomorrow will be interesting
Because I work in an emergency room with lots of gross things
oooh ouch. yeah no me gusta
Buuuuuuut maybe I'll be lucky
And I won't have an old fart 24 hour hangover
I refuse to call out sick because of a hangober
Because I did it to myself
I bought these curry pot pies from Trader Joes
We'll see if it does the trick
Also I'm watching horrible dubbed anime on Cartoon network
Nobody can use the scissor type weapon...
they're scissors. People use them when they're five
Unless they're lefty scissors. Screw that.