I am totally holding out for the toilet paper. I just know that will be a thing. Or maybe something like "Pope-porri" so your house can smell divine.

I'm hoping for Pope on a rope... a nice cocoa butter soap shaped like the pope on a handle wouldn't suck either.

I looked ALL OVER THE VATICAN and found no soap and nothing on ropes

get a load of this lighter though, it is choice

There's probably three things you won't find in the Vatican: Hammers, Nails, and Rope.

Just, you know, in case.

The lack of soap explains all the incense.

Did you order it from Pope-a John's

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