part 1: the vampire can shoot eye beams now so we'd better let this boat sink

part 2: never mind, shoot the vampire into space with geothermal energy, that should work

part 3: why didn't we try punching the vampire, oh wait all my friends are dead maybe that was a bad plan

part 4: no vampires but that serial killer really should have been more careful around ambulances

part 5: idk why the mafia let a 15-year-old half-vampire run the show but i guess it was better than his buddy who has been a zombie for the past few volumes

part 6: the priest who was fucking the vampire fucked up, let's start over

part 7: alternate timeline vampire touches himself, dies

10/10

i still don't know a goddamn thing about jojolion but i assume all four of his balls make it out alive

I cannot fucking believe that is a sentence

I'm so pleased and so baffled that I live in the world where that is a sentence that was typed

i looked at the plurk notif and before i opened it i immediately thought "oh man i hope that's ember being baffled at jojo"

thank u for not disappointing

bursts out laughing

/BOWS