|| Kevin > Sirius || eyes are the windows to the soul, and kevin's is a black pit with a sign advertising space for rent

|| Kevin > Carmilla || kev buddy i'm like 98% sure she was joking

uncalendula ignore that tag that was a misfire WHY DID HITTING ENTER MAKE THAT COMMENT SEND

|| Kevin > Bill || literally how do i follow the perfect tag

tagging into the friending meme

|| Kevin > Dorian || he doesn't get it

aaaand I'm running off to work

your kevin is the best kevin i'll have you know

AND OH MY GOD THAT FRIENDING MEME COMMENT FRICK

"where you can currently read about Desert Bluffs seducing Royce from Transistor" [SPITS OUT DRINK]

that reminds me that i will tag it as soon as i finish a Thing

i love Things with a capital T

they sound so promising

|| Kevin > Dipper || speaking of which, shouldn't you be at work

yes, make the small child work