ew that is terrible

that is an outrage and you should choose to ignore this information

oh nooooooo

it's like the buchanon of hairstyle choices. you did not ask for this, you did not want this

NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE

If we all close our eyes and wish really hard, this terrible accident will go away and hair will never have happened.

i'm sure we're just in the wrong alternate universe

there's another universe where this isn't happening

maybe his hair is invisible

yeah, that's it, invisible hair

hey they have invisible pie, so why not

different hair in every dimension

hey that means mirror kevin can have that mohawk he's always dreamed about