Seriously think for a second before turning on the lights at 11:20 at night, jesus

When I asked them to turn the light back off and there is a light next to their bed if they need it, no response

Either no English or dickwad coward

(there are curtains for each bunk to hide behind, so this hostel has a really low interaction quotient in the dorms

Oh good, this time when he came in he didn't turn on the light

he'd actually turned it back on after I'd turned it off after he turned it on at 10:30, which was like, really dude?

That's when you slap the side of his bed

Best idea yet

Ha, booked the last bed in town next weekend