HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN 
uh, let's see
allo
Present!
... all our base are belong to you?
You have no chance to survive.
Make your time.
Alternatively help me ping people because I dunno half these plurks
hallo!
diabolicalmoe and zazzle are here, vandesdelca is here, I can't autocomplete Star's plurk anymore for some reason, AnruiK is here, wasoneofthem is here
eviscerated for ben
move zig 8(
burupya and entrepreromance and I don't know Robin's plurk
vandesdelca: you will be the last to perish when the revolution comes
ajhfdslkh
All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Original)
yoooo
...should I be on IRC I can get on IRC
oh should i be on irc
piecrumbs: I may ask that of people but for now this plurk works fine
Sorry, can't make the event. Travel delays mean I am ready to fall asleep now.
o/
Zero Wing Rhapsody BeccaStareyes: you'll be missed! but sleep is important.
Okay, the ping didn't go through, but I'm here now/.
entrepreromance: I am going to delay responding to you slightly until everyone's had a bit of a chance to explore!
then you can all move on roughly together.
o> !!
that goes for everyone who's moving on, I'll put up a new comment!
theoretically speaking. i mean. this isn't being discussed or anything. i don't have a character who makes bad decisions like that.
R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly
it tru
For about half of you, I'm not sure which username corresponds with which pup yet!
<-- justaking/Edmund
stumbles into this plurk late
<<Korra/metaphysicality
UM kite's gonna En the sky, which just- let me know if there are physical contours?
yes that
If there are, i nominate ben to lick it because kite has put enough weird things in her mouth this game.
really it's kite doing it
ben didn't do it this time
ok
--HE'S NOT GOING TO LICK IT
...maybe
...........................................it could taste like cotton candy
i believe you can lick the sky.
it's nice to meet you, everyone i had not previously met! and also. people i had previously met. it is also nice.
all my bases are covered.
i'm a TURTLE
maybe i can snap my jaw at the sky
uh hang on ooooone sec
let me catch up from all the exploring you guys are doing
TY sorry for being obnoxious
ceaselessly did you wind up opening a tunnel in another thread? i don't want to double up things too much
or actually, has anyone else tried to get into the tunnels under? there are. there are so many people. so many threads...
I believe The Scar thread is approaching the place where the tunnels meet? Just a guess, but.
^I think that's right and I put in a top level offering to open things up with Korra's powers in that section :|b
ceaselessly: yes THE SCAR is where the tunnels merge
excellent~
for purposes of me not dying I'm moving any exploration of them there!
whoo~
heylisten here is the next phase!
eviscerated: ceaselessly: let me know when you guys do your thing
i was just about to ask where i should put the comment where korra does the thing but I think I'm just going to do a new top level because my first top level is already busy
...I laugh a little because Mint spends so much time jumping off cliffs in her canon.
ceaselessly: feel free!
we all sort of jumped you
"who even DIES from jumping off a cliff, god"
brightwinged eviscerated if you guys wanna comment helping that would be excellent ^
WILL DO
Yeah, it's just. Star's canon has five dead people from jumping off the top of a building while hallucinating, so.
and then I will make the new tag
I'M ON IT
But yes, so much of Mint's canon is her jumping off of high places dramatically. She loves jumping off of high places dramatically. 
I have such a strange image of what Star's canon is about, now.
...Star's canon is officially described as a "fantasy science fiction psychological horror mystery thriller."
.....gracious
i can believe it
Whatever strange image you have, it's probably not weird enough.
THAT'S A LOT OF GENRES.
meanwhile i guess Edmund has solved part of our mystery
It's not actually a mystery. That's a lie.
speaking of strange images the mental image of the teamwork involved in opening the scar rn is making me laugh/smile
i'm an old knight 8|
in this kind of game, the information is assumed to disseminates to spare him explaining to the entire party one on one?
heylisten next phase
that was worded funny. i mean. can we assume we all eventually know what everyone also knows without icly discussing it?
if it is discussed icly at least once somewhere not obviously private?
wasoneofthem if it's discussed icly in the middle of a small group banded together like this one is i think you can assume that much yeah
p much yes ^
just assume you overheard it
thank you
i want to make so many jokes about a Human Torch you guys
make them all
show no restraint
there's a torch and then there's a Torch
one's vastly bigger
AnruiK: if edmund hasn't made them already I'd be surprised
vikarmic: he's from an era too old to make terrible Human Torch jokes
awww
right??
no wait i can make one pun
there
vikarmic is the flavortext indicating that all the small close tunnels have collapsed into one big one or are there multiple expanded ones?
the first one!
i think you can safely move us on, since i'm assuming we're going together then :|a
like a bunch of little somethings dug and dug and dug until they made a big tunnel
whoops then
deeper, deeper heylisten
stef and van are killing me a little bit, like, ugh
oho thank you
I literally was coming here to post that
so good timing
I READ THAT AS TURNS INTO DICK. OH MY GOD.
i'm
sadly he doesn't have a dick alien
DREAM WHERE R U GOING NO :U
he has company
oh good i see mint going with
time to split the lights
surely nothing will go wrong
Well, I suppose this isn't a surprise in the end. "There's a giant relic out in the air and is probably about to be activated and do who knows what! ...Sounds like a good time to collect cooking ingredients."
mint, so genre savvy
To be fair, food is the only way to increase most of your stats. Aside from HP and MP, I mean.
time to kill fifty pollywogs and make a souffle
yes let's consume what remains of the ecosystem here
everyone's dead
heylisten everyone except mint and dream
BEN AND DICK ARE ALSO GOING LEFT
AND BEN AND DICK
oh no star that's cute
d r e a m
O_O
clear, so smooth!
so much long distance coral judging
man, what are you guys doing over there?
Dream walked off a cliff.
...Okay, a slope. But still.
brightwinged eviscerated can you guys tag the hummingbird with what you're doing
trying to keep this minithing moving
and dick just jumped after him
YE
we all just jumped down
\
/
/
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
please put in a comment and then I'll do a comment that dumps you back with the group
(sorry, I can't really take time to split the party for too long)
split the party, and then there was an acid pit /ref
I'm not that much of a dick GM
har har, a pune
fff
heylisten EVERYONE IS NOW HERE
thank u for the psychological trauma
I am as always your loving GM
thank
8Db
i'm glad clear was on top of the item collecting; i did not even realize there was a book
I see it
OKAY GUYS as is basically normal by now we're gonna run late!
I estimate an hour or two although as always I will make my best effort to keep it within time
I'm writing up the final encounter now
COMBATANTS will be fighting, NONCOMBATANTS will be debating (points for poetry) or interacting with the ghosts!
OH MY GOD
YOU EVIL BASTARD
LOVE
/SHAKES YOU
ME
FUCKING
lmao
FUCKING HELL
WHY
ALSO LOVE diabolicalmoe
noncombatants: a word of warning and history
Then, I'll definitely need to bow out early before the end again. My brain is beginning to resemble potato salad, but I can definitely stay a little longer
wasoneofthem: sorry about that! we will work you in.
my feelings
No it's all right! Please just autopilot mine later as convenient!
What an interesting premise, eep
...Star: Fighting on the frontlines because the way the ghost's talking gives her a headache.
fuck yes stefen
WHOOPS I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED I BROUGHT A BARD TO THIS /frantically making up rhymes and counting syllables
diabolicalmoe: you and I are literally both going to be doing that so
/BROFIST
oh my god
i'm really glad
i am glad dream is commenting because ed sure can't rn
did edmund know her?
midnight told the story of how their world ended when her daughter went up against the Darkness in a story battle and lost
8(
we got the daughter's name last time, but not her mother's
SO THIS SURE IS DARKNESS CLONE DAUGHTER FACING US....
wasoneofthem: yah they went to this particular world once before and found a poet's epic tale of her daughter's tragedy
"okay self you need to not turn into an alien that uses fire"
"ok, gotcha self"
[now]
"self, what's the one thing i asked you not to do"
"....turn into an alien that uses fire"
"you're a fucking human torch self."
....ben...
tantivy: <3333
van...
gosh it's a good thing clear and ed figured out that book 
it's too bad edmund's the one with teh daughter's name
good luck guys o7
name a lot of ghosts for us
I should've asked earlier CAN THEY USE AATHER POWERS TO DREAM HELPFUL ITEMS UP
sob loling HE LOOKS LIKE A BRUISE
piecrumbs: YOU CAN USE YOUR ESTABLISHED AATHER POWERS
and also your established canon powers
also I want everyone to know that my itunes just started playing "dawn is falling"
piecrumbs we haven't been able to summon items out of the air since we left the cloud realm, but if dick has key powers???
OH YEAH ... I forgot
agian...
thank you ;u;b
"he looks like a bruise" i just cackled horribly and scared my niece
Reisen i want to hear this story but i am also not braining anymore so i would have to process it tomorrow!
Understood! But it basically amounts to "Loveless game", and someone hit Star's trauma trigger.
oh my god ben
yo why don't we just send the alien made of fire-- i mean
LOOK
I'M HERE
I CAN DO IT
WHATEVER IT IS, I'LL FUCKING DO IT
I'M GONNA EAT THESE FUCKING ROCKS
you would also be
/sunglasses
robin us of oxygen
fsdfskj
sry it was right there
y........eah........
no it was good
...Also, since... Star's getting affected by the curses in the noncombatant thread, she's responding too. Sorry, change my action a bit.
Actually wait, let me change that... again... Becuase she wouldn't say it out loud when she can telepath, considering the situation.
It's well past pumpkin time for me! It's been fun playing with everyone and thank you for running this!
Goodnight everyone! Please win!
Good night! We'll do our best so you don't die!
Also, Star is completely unaware of midnight being an actual name, but... It applies?
yo this bard battle is amazing
eviscerated oh my god you could kill the darkness with those puns
i'm pretty sure if in any world puns have power
it's this one
this is in fact the perfect world for puns
vandesdelca are you okay with mint CHARGING YE ENEMY to clear a path for van as action
WELL THEN LET'S TAKE THIS SHOW ON THE ROCKYROAD
is it time to play We Will Rock You
wait oh my god
eviscerated: YOU HAVE TO SING QUEEN
OOP NVM I SEE SELENIA DID A DIFFERENT THING i will adjust
I'M A COMBATANT!!?!?? I'LL SING QUEEN '
WHO CARES, YOU CAN SING WHILE FITING
fighting i can spell in excitement
FTR I'm drawing a fairly strict line between combatants and noncombatants
i can do it i can be a magical singing girl
so if you start trying to join the debate you'll drop out of the fight most likely
on the other hand singing for dramatic effect is highly encouraged
I'M NOT PLANNING ON JOINING THE DEBATE, NO
IT'S FOR THE PUNS
no just sing queen because it's awesome
DO IT FOR THE VINES
get it. ecause there are-- ok.
Yeah, she's... stuck in the fighting, so. Yes.
eventide
/slow popcorn.gif
burupya oh my god ilu
/CRACKS UP
happy hour would fit
all the booze
PENNY TIGER OH MY GOD
I'M SO GLAD
I wanted to do the whole alphabet BUT ALAS
I HAVE TO SLEEP
omg the naming
WHAT A GOOD NOTE TO SLEEP ON
i hope you accidentally name the ghosts all of that
suddenly just a flock of ghosts named funny things
i hope Happy Hour gets the Darkness drunk as a skunk
But yeah, if it's still going next round, Star's going to move to noncombatants.
I think he's deliberately naming the ghosts that
And I pray it works
he is, every ghost is getting some random time of day
yes excellent |D
diabolicalmoe: yes he is and yes it will
I'm slowly typing comments
;D
Happy Hour only does bawdy pub poetry
i'm crying. penny tiger you're my personal hero
Five O'Clock does magnificent beards
selenia and five o'clock feel the urge to give each other resounding high-fives
Good Morning does booming loud epics way early in the day
vikarmic did I do a thing right just now
bum bum pshh, bum bum pshh, bum bum pshh, bum bum pshh
braixen: yes you id
NONCOMBATANTS now going to write up combatants
WHOOOO
...Wait. We're going to reach her? Cancel what I said about Star switching to noncombatants, she would love to just attack a talky person who's messing with her with the power of words.
Reisen: the people who've been working on that for two rounds are, yes
Fair enough, fair enough.
WELL DONE STEFEN
im so happy
//////
/SLAMS A RHYMING COUPLET DOWN
diabolicalmoe: you're the best 
i'm so glad zazzle suggested we van and stef this is so fun
I SEE WE ARE PUNCHING MY FEELINGS HARDER
THANKS
#Starpriorities. Most useless tag, I know.
AnruiK: AS ALWAYS YOU ARE WELCOME
since he could have run either one on either of his days. But he needed to punch you
yes, i had a feeling that was the case
because i signed up p early
and i wailed pretty badly at him the last run
diabolicalmoe: this is exactly why I picked this timing, you are correct
I'm a good friend and a kind GM
this battle of epics 
everything i could've asked for for this world
everything i could've asked for for this world
everyone's final attacks there's so much bamf happening uwah
Except Star. Star's just kind of standing there being bitter and angry and letting someone else do the finishing blow.
ed's keeping the way open alongside the ghosts. shine forth magic users |D
HEYLISTEN aftermath is up!
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH THAT WORKED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I DREAMED
AnruiK especially thank you for letting me feast on your pain
I HOPE EVERYONE HAD AS MUCH FUN AS I DID
AND I AM AGAIN SORRY IT WENT STUPID LATE
it looks like these are pretty much exactly five-hour runs when I do them
oops
THANK YOU FOR RUNNING JOSH gosh
I SURE HAD A TON OF FUN AND EMOTIONS
THANK YOU FOR THIS 'w'
and wasn't even around when that realm was!
I'm glad I got to punch as many people as possible in the feelings
THANK YOU SO MUCH for running
i should have said "somebody better put youback into your place' i'm disappointed in myself
THANK YOU FOR RUNNING THIS I HAD SO MUCH FUN
I DID SO MUCH ALIEN
I, I also have a lot of feelings right now
Yes, thank you for running this! I had lots of fun! ...Star will be forever bitter about it, but I love it.
spoilers of the worlds masami and I designed, this was always my favorite
so I'm so happy that everyone enjoyed playing with it
was it your favorite before or after feeding on my pain
AnruiK: long before
but that helped, I admit
ok
pff
...also I think I may have broken my ability to write without alliteration
I keep looking for ways to do it and being like "wait no"
BELATED but THANK YOU FOR RUNNING <3
<3333
diabolicalmoe: zazzle that one was for both of you, but we can split off from there if you want
IT WAS A LOT OF FUN thank you for running!
diabolicalmoe: THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP PREWRITING
all in all I think this all went fantastically
I'm glad I could help! <33
I feel like I was hallucinating a little towards the end but upon reading everything, just. wow. That was so so cool.
The aftermath is so touching (and also hilarious)