So here I am telling plurk about another...fun work adventure...

This one involves less "SOMEONE ALMOST DIED" and more "Joe got written up today because one of his other coworkers is USELESS"

First thing: if u don't know I work in a deli. If you don't know anything about delis

it's lunchmeat and cheese and 400 kinds of cooked chicken

I am usually The Cook

And ti's the cook's job to like. record all the chicken that's left over at the end of the night and weigh it all out and shit?

But the whole chickens (if they're not too old) we keep in the blaster fridge and use the next day to make like. chicken salad and shit

ANYWAYS THE ACTUAL STORY HERE IS

my one That Coworker (everyone has one of those right?) was being very lazy as she frequently does

She was on dish duty last night and our sink is broken (vaguely related to the almost died coworker)

And while that makes dish washing stupid, there's a hose with soap right next to the sink. It can reach the sink. She's really only lost use of the faucet.

But she's USING this broken sink as an excuse to not do everything else she's supposed to do

Trash, cleaning the floor, etc. Because she "doesn't have time"

Also she keeps saying that the managers are both off tomorrow so we won't get in trouble!

Excuse u, I will be here in the morning and I'll get in trouble (I did)

BUT

Because I was doing all the shit she wasn't doing I kind of forgot about the chickens!!

And right at the end of my shift I was pulling them all out of the hot case and figuring out what ones were still okay for saving and recording the losses and I just didn't have time to pack them all up so I

scanned them all out as losses and tossed them

(I'd get written up for staying over my shift since I have full hours this week so..)

And I trusted her to take all these chicken back to the compactor and you know. Actually throw them away? Since SHE OFFERED........

JOKE'S ON ME. She carted them all back there and just kind of. Dumped them all on the back room floor because the compactor door was locked??? ??

INSTEAD OF FINDING A MANAGER AND HAVING THEM OPEN IT??

ANYWAYS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS THAT SHE LITERALLY JUST DUMPED A BUNCH OF CHICKENS ON THE FLOOR AND THEN DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WAS IN TROUBLE THE NEXT DAY

and also tried to say this was all my fault for not saving them

BUT WHY...

SHE'S...SO STUPID...........

HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST

She frequently takes our trash bins back there and just kind of. Leaves them there......

And then here I am in the kitchen with so much trash and NO TRASH CANS BECAUSE STUPID LEFT THEM IN THE BACK OF THE STORE

She seems to think that if we have less trash cans that we'll somehow produce less trash.

Anyways all three of us that were working last night got written up because of this.

And by some awful stroke of luck she just SO HAPPENS

TO BE MY LITERAL NEIGHBOR.

SHE LIVES THREE HOUSES DOWN FROM ME

but part of my write up involved a printed out photo of all the chickens on the floor

Raile pinned it up on the fridge

Okay, so this story wasn't funny until the last two lines. And now I'm giggling my head off at the idea of the chicken picture on your fridge.

I'm sorry about your horrible coworker.

the fridge chickens

With the black and white shot and the letter magnets it looks like crime scene evidence

It's perfect