Move your big, VERY LOUD dog into the new apartment for the first time.
Leave.

Let said VERY LOUD dog bark at every new noise without being around yourself to calm it.
Enjoy how everyone around you is glad that you are here.

(seriously though, I can hear this thing in the parking lot. With all the doors to the building closed. Oy.)

This is also the last fucking thing I need right now. I'm already a wreck because of travel stress

8( ugh. that sucks

The worst doge

The worst neighbors 8/

fucking hell