it occurs to me that Bucky can tell Steve the truth about himself in private, AND we can have Tony stumble over him all fishy in the shower

and that probably makes more sense than him just continuing not to tell Steve for weeks

it could?

Tony will still be all shocked and gleeful at him, and Bucky will still growl, but Steve would just already know the secret

also we need to actually do that shower scene ^_^

Bucky, secrets are fun

yaaas

tony will be super afdklajfldas at first and then really miffed because Y U NO SAY SOMETHING

and then just really happy because YAY MORE MERS HE HASN'T SEEN ENOUGH WHY IS YOUR TAIL POINTY LIKE THAT DUDE

To impale you with, Tony

Sam will likely hear the commotion and peer in

A new fin for you to rub on

Sam, you are so mild mannered of all the mers

fhdkdokffndn no impaling Tony

SOMEONE needs to have some chill

He's against shirts if he doesn't have to tho

Point. Sam is the only level-headed one outside of Steve

NO IMPALING TONY OH MY GOD :[

he gets impaled enough by everyone else

that's because he's their bitch koi

EYYYYYY

herd bicycle

pod bicycle

Everyone gets a rid

*ride

podcycle

a swim

a swim

I need to set up a thread for him making a salve for rumlow's scars tho hell prob make some more on the sly for buck

....community pool

that just makes him sound dirty tho

Sam, y r u nice to that asshole?

Everyone pees in the pool. That's what causes the eye irritation

Bucky is totally going to shout for Rumlow for backup when Tony walks in on him, btw

OGOD

WHY DID YOU BRING UP THE PEE

NO

BUCKY PLZ

Rumlow is less teeth snappy when he's not so irritated by them ok? Ok

you can totally take tony 8|

That's... a fair point

Sam and Bucky need to actually MEET at some point, too

So if they are doing the nasty in the water, does that mean everyone gets a different kind of swimmer's itch?

Suddenly four dudes yelling in the bathroom

how big is this bathroom

Big enough for punches to the thrown

wh-why punches

Yes they do (mobile plurk delay)

...big enough for biting?

haha yeah for some reason I've been picturing it large, which makes no sense... it's a small apartment

SAME HERE

Two standing in the tub. Two cramming into the rest of it XD

i keep picturing it like some massive master bathroom but like lol nyc???

ALSO WHAT DOES STEVE DO THAT HE CAN AFFORD LIVING IN NEW YORK?

Poor steve is gonna get a noise complaint

People just throw money at him for being so good looking

MAGIC MIKE AU

He's in the military tho yea?

no idea

P sure I've been stalki- following along

in the reserves, which doesn't pay much, so he must have a real job too

Bucky's going to try to get a job and help pay rent so they can maybe get a bigger place

Rumlow will pretend to get a job and then steal stuff and sell it.

Sam tripped his way into being A delivery guy under the table

They all just throw cash money at steve

...omg, Sam as one of those crazy street bike delivery guys

EXACTLY

...Sam in those spandex shorts ._.

The display

yaass

tony just ends up fixing shit.

but spends all the money .____.

sadly with no high school and no ability to work labour, he's probably going to end up like a school janitor or something T_T

....well he dresses like one

HE CAN BE THE FUN POLICE like he is right now in Battleworld, lol

he'd be that creepy as fuck janitor that's always hanging around glowering at the kids

BUCKY PLZ :[

also i'm laughing because he'll have to be careful mopping

just mopping and SUDDENLY FISH TAIL

hahaha I didn't even think of that

goddamn kids running in the hall & knocking over the bucket

just suddenly falling to the ground. no legs to stand on.

and no pants when he does get his legs back /facepalms

it just got better

lmaoooooooooo

argh why didn't someone tell me my stupid plurk was adding 'shares' to every line, lol

LOL

It's not a big deal

eh we're all used to it

i've learned to ignore the little boxes lol

writing a starter to finally get sam in, can i assume tony was texting sam about Bucky's arrival?

hurp gavinner

when is he NOT texting about anything and everything

I MEAN POINT

Yeah that's a good assumption!

Sorry I was blowing shit up with family

Still am lol