yoooo

parks here

I wonder.

DatAss: Shinobu is like a solid 9 tbh...hot as fuck, confident, great fighter, basically all the good stuff. Point off for being uninterested cuz he doesn't mess around when it isn't mutual.

teag: Ryan in looks only would probably be like a 5-6? Not NV's usual type, too tall/skinny and shit in a fight, but goddamn his attitude is just

he's so enthusiastic and he's clever and sweet and cute? So that bumps him up to like an 8 overall. Needs more confidence and fighting skills.

/apps a Raid can for dis meme

/or the sun , ilu Elsa

Nadat: why are you even here GARRUS IS ALSO A 9.5 and he gets a half-point docked because their relationship is on the precarious side.

I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU CAME INTO MINE

And it is fun, even when I already know the answer.

Garrus has unfortunately through no fault of his own gone through some rough confidence patches lately and NV is like 'but where is ur confidence???' He seems to have got some back tho.

whaleen: ew. get out????

ok not for real Marco is like....idk a -50 cuz isnt he like 15???

thas gross

rude??????? he's like 17 now

still a puppy tho

exar: If Dio were less dumb Noh-Varr would find him cute in a 'would cuddle and allow to drape' way tbh. But apparently he's a can of raid so nah.

omg he is a puppy....a freckly puppy

also Elsa doesn't mind the heat

lmfao no seriously next time they meet I'll somehow rope in a Raid can and like

leave it in a bg

why am i friends with you

bc you laughed

sssshhhh.

though it's my goal in life to have them not meet in person for months, so you might be spared

Aye, he's regaining it steadily \o/

noh-varr is gonna start to wonder tbh.....dio why won't you hang out with him

because NV is scary as fuck

SCARILY MAKES CUPCAKES

FRIGHTENINGLY HOLDS LUCIOLA AS HE CRIES!!!!

UHM

HE IS FUCKING FAST

..............IN ALL THE SENSES OF THAT PHRASE.

also, didn't the guy have some, like, galaxy conquering thing going on

LMFAO he's strong too, though i donnn't think dio has seen him in action

.....he's over that phase, ok

not in a way that he'd catch - he carried Dio around like nbd, but so do most people, so. Eh.

~ over that phase ~

~ I just randomly took over your planet, but I have totally flipped a new page ~

wow no he considered it he didn't actually manage, that makes it about 600% less actually threatening.

ffs world domination is not an internship

....do you want to read his mini? Jackie can attest that it's late nineties garbage, but it's, uh. Interesting.

It's not pure garbage. There are some good parts!

Just... not the outfit.

(it's so dated though.)

At all.

SHORT SHORTS.

ON A DUDE.

uhhhhhhhhh sure.......... I have nfi about Marvel / Young Avengers tho

no it's a standalone

HE WEARS SHORT SHORTS I WEAR ARMORED BOOTS or something like that.

you need to know who captain america is, and the hulk, that's basically it

sure, but just for your record

everything I see can and will be used against you

like it was actually made to be an AU, because Grant Morrison is a strange man.

I have been milking the one phrase about his bug background for months now

just. Be. aware.

have fun....

For the good stuff, you need Young Avengers, not just that.

wow jackie, let her get her toes wet first.

and if she legit knows zero about YA/Marvel, she'll need to read vol1 first, and something tells me that Marvel Boy isn't gonna be a great primer.

You have noh faith in her.

get out.

I'm a Vertigo girl, Marvel doesn't do much for me - so Ara's lack of faith may be accurately placed.

It's okay, to be honest, I've mostly stopped following the Big 2 unless my faves are mentionned.

and since my faves are all obscure z-listers they're never mentioned! good for my wallet.

....what are the big 2

Marvel, DC.

ooooh

omg these covers

it's like a Tina Turner video in here

I wonder if Marvel will ever tap YA for a movie.

I want a netflix series.

I'll even take a CW series.

oh my God I can't deal with the poses

crouching tiger, hidden NV

IT WILL ONLY GET BETTER.

ooh, a Netflix serious could be so good.

*series

........who is bdsm chick

why does no one play bdsm chick

oubliette is fantastic.

she's tumblr before tumblr even existed.

can you enable someone to app bdsm chick

she seems like my type, but trying to play comics characters is a nightmare to keep up with

(I played comics Poison Ivy before, okay, it took me forever to read at least most of her canon)

oubliette was basically never seen or heard from again after the mini, though.

see, I can't side with that name, like

I mean an ~illusion~ of her was seen during the YA volumes, and she made a brief cameo during the Original Sins event? But you could play her from this mini only.

on ne peut jamais oublier gd Oubliette

She would be fascinating to have around.

she's named after the torture device, though.

I feel distinctly underage whenever she hits a panel, is all I'm saying

LMFAO y e a h....i find it interesting because despite the creepy getup she's really not sexual at all?

naw, I get what you mean - I actually dislike her concept art, because my first impression is 'claustrophobia'

there's something really claustrophobic about her design to me.

also you can tell how old this is b/c wedges were still cool.

wow, excuse, wedges are in rn.

(as in, they went out of style and came back in the length of time since this comic was published)

........you're right, actually. ALSO, SORRY, I AM TAKING UP YOUR MEME PLURK - bahleet this tangential bs at will , friend, my bad T_T b

NO IT'S FINE

I LOVE IT

slaps yosuke's butt

(a secret: i know it's pronounced Joo-Nezz, in my head i still call it June's)