seriously my favourite level. it's great when you get the unicorns and bears in a rift!

Good man! Little chance I'll ever play, so someone's gotta do the important work!

Kill them. Kill them all.

I did not expect that level. It was just a random portal. And then I was hip-deep in unicorn blood.

Shiny and chrome.

this is the scenario I wish for every morning

"Yeah, I got up this morning, picked up my coffee, walked out the door... through a random portal. And then I was hip-deep in unicorn blood."

EvilCouch plays Diablo 3 for half a day and gets a portal to whimsyshire. Nari plays D3 for a couple years and never gets one on her own. SO JEALOUS!

one must embrace the desire to slaughter unicorns

of course, that assumes you haven't. Which seems unfair. So also brutally random coding is a thing.

Nari: Maybe I have good unicorn murdering luck? We could duo and see if my luck continues. You can probably guess my username.

Oh, I guess you can't guess my username.

EvilCouch#1394

I didn't realize that they added random numbers; I thought they were all unique names. Ah well.

that's annoying. But here's some more dead unicorns I found!

fuck I miss that game

Twice since buying the game on Monday. The game knows what I want.

I will join you!