okay basically!! i'm bug and i take they/them pronouns and i currently play eridan ampora at heyfreemagic. i'm also a mod there so feel free to ask me things or tell me off for being a dork :^)

Hello!

hey!! :^D sorry if my plurks are a little scattered or anything, i tried using this site yonks ago and still haven't figured out how it works. it seems to enjoy crashing my laptop though

OH and a general psa (i just remembered to add this to my hfm-ooc post too) i will be calling a tentative slowatus due to flying off to go do a summer job in america but. i'll probably still be around a lot

what else. ah yes. i type like a lowercase loser dorknerd when i'm being very casual but i can totally switch to proper grammar and punctuation and stuff if anyone wants me to. so there's that :^)

OK I THINK IM DONE

HELLO hope you enjoy your visit to 'murica

thank you im sure i will!! and uhh i'm off to like. upstate new york. should b cool B^)

If you make it to literally the opposite side of America, you should come visit me in LA

kia is famous for taking EVERYONE to disneyland so i'd recommend it

huehue well i get a little while to go exploring after my summer job is over but i dunno about going that far... also i can only disneyland if they accept RIDE-AVOIDING PANSIES

but the kind offer has been acknowledged & maybe i will call off my plans to hover outside everybodys windows heavybreathing on the panes one by one

THAT'S WHAT JUNGLE CRUISE IS FOR

THAT THE SPLASHY ONE it sounds like the splashy one

Nooooo that's splash mountain

........is.

which has splash in the name

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so you can tell

Jungle Cruise is the boat ride where you go through the jungle and the skipper makes constant horrible puns about super fake animals and it is the best ride ever

THIS IS OUR CROCODILE, GINGER

BE CAREFUL: GINGER SNAPS

SHE'S ONE TOUGH COOKIE

damn i mistook that for the space mountain one i was about to hunt down the "i went on space mountain 17 times" video

can u tell im hideously bad at knowing anything about rides

well I can't really blame you for that if you don't like rides

super fake animals and sterling trashpuns are my fave tho

as long as you aren't afraid of animatronics. Or birds.

I had a friend who had a massive fear of birds. Not knowing that, I took her into the Enchanted Tiki Room.

That did not go well.

luckily i have a kokoro of steel i can handle both animatronics and birds, sometimes at once

thats a lie im a giant wuss but those 2 things are okay

Okay

Well if you make it down here we will Figure It Out

hueh i think im actually going to see.. uh. how do you at people on here. thethrillof ?? ? at some point too hmmMM

Well if you make it down here we will Figure It Out