This is about a co-worker. She is like the embodiment of why people don't take massage therapy seriously as a profession

You know after all of the hurr hurr happy ending assumptions

When we met she said that she used to be a critical care nurse and that she got out of it because she was an "adrenaline junkie" and she had burnt out

Upon doing research, all of this shit is available online for people to look up, that was in fact, not the case.

And they suspended her nursing license because she was stealing morphine and dilaudid

SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY

Today she cornered me and launched into this 20 minute tirade about her and her former junkie boyfriend

She keeps going on and on about Mercury being in retrograde about dumb shit. She's a sloppy massage therapist and does NOTHING but talk about herself and her 1/16 native american heritage

and about how she leeched off of this 75 year old lady for a year and a half

while she worked at massage envy

she told me today that she thought I had negative energy and that I have "borderline personality disorder" traits

and that I'm REALLY GUARDED

that I have a really beautiful soul but I have all of this dark energy around me and that I'm going through a negative period

and I'm like actually I'm doing the best I've ever done right now

yes I'm guarded I don't really deal with bullshit well and lady you're covered in it

I mean head to toe covered in bull diarrhea

telling me she smells like patchuli naturally because she wears it so often she just naturally exudes it

she asked for my birthday details so she could READ THE STARS ABOUT ME to find out why im so closed off

and that her parents abandoned her when she was in the middle of her addiction

im sitting here thinking if you mean they staged an intervention and you refused to get help, no they didnt abandon you, they were helping you by refusing to not enable you

ERGH

I was told by my boss today to buy a lock for my locker and keep my shit locked up because there's been TIP THEFT

cause we all noticed that she just USES things without like asking

even if they're labelled with someone elses name

and apparently tips have gone missing. boss didnt tell me who but this wasn't a problem a month ago when she wasn't here and she's the only new addition

so i had to keep my purse up front in the office and stuff my cash tips in my titties

so I had like stripper sweaty dollars at the end of my work shift

we had two couples massages together today and the first one it was two kids and she kept talking to the mom and grilling her about Islam

and she just gives me the same vibe as my cousin cause she tells all of these stories that are just MIND BOGGLINGLY INSANE

okay im done now

i got 95% of this today which is why this post is so long

Jcf this chick sounds like a real peice of work

Hopefully she gets fired????