I was like I haven't seen Bel all day and called for him and he pretty much ALWAYS comes when called but nothing and he got out once a week or two ago so I was like ...

And went out front and called him and nothing and out back and called him and suddenly at the very back corner of our fence his stupid head pops up

And he wandered back to me crying the whole way til I picked him up and brought him in

I didn't even have to chase him I just stood on the back step and called him stupid while he went MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. all the way across the yard

Like idk what you expected dumbass

It's a yard, there's no bushes, it's humid out

At least he stayed in our fence

Omg bel

He used to go out at mom's before I moved but we lived backed into woods and fields there and now I'm in an old neighborhood close to city center

And major roads so I keep him in

And even at mom's he was never much of an outdoorscat, he just hung out right in the yard and watched things

As opposed to the older two who went off into the wilds and murdered everything

Because he was indoors only his first 3 years when I lived with my dad before and then mom refused to keep him in

So he was just stupid and doofy outside, but he learned to like it so now he resents being indoors at the current place

Bel is a moron and if he's going to keep doing this I need to get him chipped asap

He never was

He has a tag but I don't trust a neighborhood full of kids