I'm so tired I forgot my actual emote

jiggypepper they got a hotel room and Glen's being paranoid Kaori's going to find out he's being bad and eat them both

glen

glen plase.

glen why.

i'm so glad

eviscerates because his objectives are all gross and he has to do them with SOMEONE

i've never been more sad i'm not in this game, holy shit

i just want to read this...

:' (

and he won't do them with someone he likes and spoil their relationship by making Felid associations

does glen need someone to punch hi

so his choices are Kureto or. y'know. Felid.

or a complete stranger but he's too tsun and embarrassed easily for that.

does he need yuu to go back into his heart and yell at him

he probably does need to be punched but I don't know that he would stop

like this isn't even broken Glen behavior this is normal Glen behavior when it comes down to it

this is "I want to win and I am willing to obliterate my moral lines to do so"

yuu will sleep on top of him and hold onto him and teach him how to morals ok

learn how to be a decent human being glen

he and Kureto are on pretty even power/emotional footing at this point so he's pretty ok with it trauma-wise like YEAH HE'S FUCKED UP FROM FELID but he's also ok because.

he'll just frame it as roughousing and fighting with Kureto which is fun in its own way

rather than just being used as a chewtoy like with Felid so HE'S SO FINE

he's just WINNING

look Yuu if he was good about his morals

the people he dislikes would not be

so they would beat him in the game

and that is unacceptable

he is going to kick their asses

warsfeil join us

GLEN IS WINNING!!!!!

it's maybe possibly possible to win without completely compromising yourself maybe

or I can just give you my pw for stalking

Winning

yuu

yuu

wtf are you talking about

the power of friendship?!?!?!?!

friendship will not change his objectives

he doesn't want to have kiky sex with his friends

I mean theoretically he could just. help his friends with THEIR objectives and rely on them to help him with his goals when THEY win like a good friend would do

but he's also kind of upset rn and convinced everyone is going to leave so he can't rely on them like that

gently chew on people for forever

that counts

lmao i can't join you i think all the characters i play are taken.

also i haven't rped in a game in like y ear.

. . yuu still needs to sit on him for forever.

even if he weren't the kind of bullheaded ass to throw himself at things too hard

warsfeil well the great thing is we allow AUs, doubles and triples, and it's actually technically a #yolo musebox and the AC is basically "be there"

like it's literally "one 15-comment thread OR engage with the game AT ALL AT ANY COMMENT LENGTH in any of these 5 ways OR just comment to the check post saying you're still here"

it's. court isn't a game it's a fuckaroundbox

the app is like five bulletpoints and two brief paragraphs you're in

so if you ever want to dick around for one thread a month or smth

you're welcome to

this is entirely possible

he needs more cute cr

he's still bummed about his cute new son leaving ok

and all his chilluns

he was being a good dad

SURELY

yuu will rewarm up to him and dere at him eventually : (

he can adopt more

you can get memories and shit back from the theater, right

yes!

yuu will just reremember everything

yuuuu

Glen's not-so-secretly SO UPSET he doesn't remember him

I THINK what i decided for aather was he remembered most his baby shit before he left. :x

SCREW YOU LITTLE KID I WASN'T INVESTED ANYWAY!!!

baby

he just doesn't like glen rn because he shoved him over.

/popcorn.gif

he deserves to be shoved over

and was all like YOURE MY THING I CALLED DIBS

yoichi shoved him over in aather and he liked him just fine

yoichi's fluffy and clearly harmless tho.

GLEN STEPPED ON HIM

YOICHI SQUEEZED HIM TO UNCONSCIOUSNESS

clearly the fluff was much more dangerous

squeezed him and sat on him

not to be trusted

i was yelling at chizu earlier

about how yoichi just looks like this tiny little cute ball of harmless fluff BUT LOOK AT HOW BIG OF A SHIT HE IS

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BIG PIECE OF SHIT

HE CAN BE SUCH A SHIT

I WAS JUST YELLING AT HER ABOUT IT. FOR NO REASON

THIS TINY BIG SHIT

he just sits there quietly fluffing and then SUDDENLY FROM NOWHERE he releases these epic sass bombs

and everyone's like YOICHI?!

god that scene where they're being shits with the car and the girls are trollin and then they're like

IT WAS TOTALLY YOICHI'S IDEA and he's like nooo whaaat?!

I bet it was

I bet it really fuckin was

he is the bst

I love him so much he was y first love

IT IS

glen have you considered making less bad decisions

it's the first "???!! YOICHI" moment

is this why you hated mikado, because only bad decisions can be made by both of you

I remember the first time I read it just losing my shit like OH MY GOD

radiance yes actually

harsh

he hated Mikado because Mikado reminded him of a more pathetic and powerless version of himself and it made him feel shitty

wow

extra harsh

he was like wow you're like what I would be like if I was less realistic about it and a weenie

yes

yes surely

the thing is glen would do that

he would also loathe the system that required it

you should tag me again on the thread we started with lunch delivery

yes I will exploit traumatized children to make myself more powerful and then when I am at the top I will CRUSH THIS CORRUPT SYSTEM

G l e n

... on one hand I'm not surprised. on the other hand you fucking dirtbag.

dantalion: it works out for kureto.

GET SHINYA AS A SERVANT, GET TO BE A DICK TO GLEN, ??, PROFIT

but he wants to steal shinya

that's mine tho

glen's an ass it's okay when he does stupid shit but not when his friends do stupid shit

why does anyone ever listen to him

ohmygodglen MAYBE SHINYA WOULD LISTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WOULD STOP DOING THESE THINGS AND RELY ON HIM TOO

kureto, i swear to god

ugh Shinya's already like, the most powerless one of these three and YOU'RE NOT HELPING GLEN

KURETO HAVING POWER OVER YOU TOO IS NOT HELPING

he doesn't have power over me I'm using his dick for rank and money

you say that now

and I can quit whenever I want

which is actually relatively true this time

he can, in fact, walk out on this one

I think if he felt actually trapped he'd just flip and make kaori eat him

he couldn't handle it

okaybut Glen, you're really good at getting yourself into shitty situations by going "ah yes I'll just use this person"

he hasn't learned in the last 9 years what makes you think he's going to learn now

you're not even going to tell him are you

mmmmmaybe

maybe he'll tell him really casually like it's nbd

just so kureto won't

UGH

oh yeah btw I fucked your brother

yeah, don't make shinya's mistake of THINKING KURETO WILL ACTUALLY KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT

thanks glen

he's not my brother by the way

close enough

yyyyyeahno

maybe not so close when you're also fucking

I AM UNSURE IF THEY'VE ACTUALLY GONE THROUGH WITH ANY FUCKING YET because apparently i'm terrible at keeping vic threads going

(self you're terrible at keeping all threads going)

is kureto going to buy cat ears for glen too

but i mean lbr yes, they are/most definitely will at some point/if not going to actually do so

nowadays when i think of cats i think of fucking kurecat and its fucking x-hole

(cats in relation to ons characters that is)

(thankfully looking at actual cats does not make me think of kurecat's x-hole)

the x-hole

idk if he's going to buy cat ears for glen but glen already told him no pet play so if he did glen would just stomp on them

rude

he has limits

honestly, Shinya would LIKE the cat ears if they weren't coming from Kureto

shinya you fucking furry

whatever he looks cute in cat ears

he knows where his appeal lies

glen...