to put it in perspective, i've never actually SEEN a cockroach in a house until i fucking moved here

and they are DISGUSTINGLY BIG

i've dealt with two of them tonight: one flew into MY FUCKING WORK PLACE and hung around for way too long

and there was another one IN MY DISHWASHER?? i'm so disgusted

i don't get it, we're not unclean people?! so i have no idea why they keep coming, i think we made them angry.

this one did not seem to have the ability of flight though, so i thank my lucky stars

but uh it also ran away and i don't know where it went so... maybe i'm not so lucky