I'm trying really hard not to listen but i keep overhearing snippets that make me like them less

For context, they're both bearded white guys

Well then.

Hide?

They spent about five minutes repeating the word "corporations" and i never once heard them mention divine wrath so that doesn't help

Oh god least-favorite coworker just started explaining why he opposes raising minimum wage

I had to leave the store to avoid physically assaulting him

I approve of your course if action.

And his cigarette brand is racist, too