aka "I will take every opportunity to talk about this asshole"

pros: Protective! Emotionally loyal! Can probably vibrate.

cons: is giriko

*deep breath*

Violent, possessive, might murder you, sleeps around, will probably bring the conquest back home to show you, will DEFINITELY murder other people, alcoholic

emotionally stunted, morally corrupt, wants to keep images of your death throes f o r e v e r, "might murder you" becomes a positive if you ever dare to try and leave

also needy and constantly demanding attention

some of these things might be positive if you're into blackrom instead which is honestly the only way a relationship could ever be stable with this hot mess

add "zero respect for personal space/boundaries" and "conversely will expect you to not do most of the things he does" to the list as well