Okay. Here's my new plan for online dating. Every time a guy messages me asking what my bra size is, I'm going to message back, asking how big his dick is. 
Let's see how this goes.
Let's see how this goes.
You'll probably get flooded with dick pics.
lmao word what Allie said
Can I then reply with "sorry, not big enough"? Because I feel like crushing some spirits here.
Oooh wait, I'll go with "sorry, not small enough" and see what reaction I get with that.
Maybe alternate. See which reaction is more satisfying. Like a scientific study.
I'll make a chart. I can make a pretty good chart for this.
Hell yes you can. Do it for science.
Yessss