Were named like jagers

avery. love. honey.

no.

"Eye em Nofa Green, zis ees Vhite Keeler"

I had to read that three times before I realized it wasn't an attack on titan joke but in fact a sentence in Jaeger-accent

I havent read girl genius in a while shut up

YOU DIDN'T DO IT WRONG IT WAS JUST A THING

I've been misreading shit a lot today, I misread "pepperoni" as "peppermint" earlier

which was particularly remarkable because it was on the side of a pizza box.