something something wood HAVE AT IT FRIENDS

splinters. SPLINTERS

Isn't she afraid he might leave?

she likes the way he exfoliates.

I hope Tim is being careful, she might just like him because he's poplar.

I bet he gets really knotty.

she obviously enjoys going out on a limb.

Hawtwyre: "I bet he gets really knotty." Yeah, but she knows his bark is worse than his bite.

I hope he doesn't leaf her after the honeymoon wears off. But then again, I hear he's really made something of himself. He used to be such a sap.

he's finally found his roots.

I think the romance will wear off once she realizes he leaves his trunks all over the floor. But as long as he doesn't bark at her, I'm sure she'll be a happy wife. I bet their rings are interesting looking.

"Canopy over you?" Tim asked, a little stiffly.

this explains it!

50 Shades of Gray Mold

Tim is her nickname for him. It's actually Timber.

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