I get AARP ads in the mail and I'm 26

hahaha

looooooooooooooooool

i'm going to need to investigate this double life he's obviously living

Maybe he wants to save 10 to 15 percent off a bundled insurance plan with his existing home and contents.

Same reason my husbands dead mother still gets life insurance offers eight years after her death. :/

I got offered a credit card... and when I say I, I mean Cryssie Carver, not my RL name. Considering Cryssie doesn't actually exist....

CryssieCarver: lol

CamiMahovlich: aw man

after back surgery I got brochures for Power Chairs, AARP stuff, and ads for home incontinence products, none of which I had any use for. I was 24.