Like legit mushrooms. From around the area. The kind you cook.

He just came in during normal hours through the front door with a massive mushroom in his hand and asked to talk to a cook.

Do we look like an RPG storefront sir

We don't just buy any old mushrooms, this isn't Cowboy Bebop

oh my god

ahahaha oh my god

gonna get all mushroom samba up in here

or ramblin' evil mushrooms

but you could've powered up too, you know.

Oh yeah, I could have made an Earthbound reference, that would have been arguably more accurate

just watch out when they make you walk funny, it'll really make serving hard if you want to go left and go up instead.

What am I, a mushroom doctor from Earthbound? You could make a nice $50 off of mushrooms on your head in that if I remember correctly

yeeep

Oh my god I still can't get over this.

dani i thought you went to sleep like, hours ago

8V be like me and never sleeeep