because I really shouldn't get drunk for the purposes of RP

getting drunk just to drunk post Pru.... probably a bad thing

... but really, if I post with my phone all my posts could be drunk posts...

definitely a bad thing

...can I borrow your phone?

or does it only look drunk when you do it

OH MY GOD

8D

probably just my fat fingers make it drunk

poor fingers :c

"the awesome prussia would like some ass" is now "the aweosem prussiia would like vsome ass"

amazing

...it is eerily like what my drunk typing is

the site knows.....

my initial plan was to just type and not delete any typos, but this is better xD