HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Assclown" is the best she could come up with, huh? Clearly, Enoch, Lucifel, and Kanaya need to get together to decorate their signs.

(hey, it's not destroying them!)

no, murdering an innocent NPC in front of them and telling them the danger they've put everyone in was the main thing there

that was just a parting shot

Like keeping two sentient beings captive against their wills is much better. (watch now as he fails to actually keep the situation under control like he plans)

(because Enoch absolutely excels in accidentally fucking shit up)

invited to Heaven? Oops, made the Grigori even more curious about Earth. Want to save that little girl? Oops, now you're a threat to everyone and need to be subdued. and someone else still had to save her.

to say nothing of how this manifested elsewhere in my RPing him...

so you guys got your npc killed and are causing a bunch of townspeople to die and got america who has to live with mistress punished, that's pretty impressive

It's Enoch's fault, Mel. Again. (Kanaya's too but this is too funny)

Succubus 1 is the new Riki

"Fungry Games"

sex tournament! they did one last year (mel you don't even go here SHUT UP I FOLLOW IT)

i though of Frungy (the sport of kings!) before i thought of hunger games

and this is not making my urge to lone canon warrior in a Starcon dude go away

u jerks

u megajerks

president snow founded the fungry games when he was in the game we're just rolling with it

we did not plan to do an event for it this year though since the game has gotten a lot smaller and it would be very hard now to do a tournament-style event

BUT IT WILL BE HAPPENING

in the background

Ops, we did it again

"immaterial" can mean either unimportant or nonphysical. Which of the xmas gifts is Mistress taking, exactly?

I assume nonphysical?

since nonphysical can be objectively defined, unimportant cannot.

nonphysical means special powers etc. that the harvest goddess's father would have given out

er, immaterial

but stuff like sexy outfits would stay

Mistress doesn't want all that

also AMERICA DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL BUT HE'S REKT

he liked Serias...

yeeeah, uh. Enoch's going to be very mad at Mistress for that. He may not have been fond of her attitude but there's no excuse for murder.

(much as he manages to assume the blame for a lot of shit he really shouldn't, this was pretty clear cut.)

Psii would wonder why everyone expected more of her.

tbh it's par on course for highblood overlords

Sorry non-trolls don't see through troll perspectives, Psii. It's a thing.

Psii's culture sucks tho, he's not defending it at all.

POOR AMURRICA ;A;

Shit, sorry Serias... and America...

But, y'know... not too sorry.

America had to watch a chill person die and now he has constant boners

this is not a state he wants to be in he considers this mission a failure

waste of time 0/10 would not go again

And once again, Iri and England get to be Good Apprentices.

And feel kind of awful about it.

There are no winners in this game.