I sent the Seattle Aquarium an inquiry to see if they would be interested in hosting my wedding.

The person who got back to me is named Chelsea Gills.

SHELLSEA GILLS

YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A REAL PERSON

omg

(it's Feferi in disguise. she's totally convinced this is a Real Human Name.)

A real human name for a real job at a real aquarium.

This is not suspicious at all!

I'm not sure how I feel about Feferi as a wedding planner.

she'd be so -EXCIT---ED for you!\

(i can vouch she's real)

omg