This morning, I was in the back of the bus when it hit a bump. A big bump. I had not drank any of my coffee yet because it was too hot. Oh no.
Somehow, a plume of coffee not quite a foot high erupted from the drink spout
And then I caught all of it on the top of my travel mug. Not one drop got away.
One person clapped.
I will never be this cool again.
The bar is low.
oh my god Sean
how are you a real person
omg
Yay for unexpected agility making up for expected clumsiness!