Also, it's very hard. Jamie and I had a pretty simple one all things considered, and I let a lot of friends and relatives take control of a lot of things, and IT STILL DROVE ME INSANE.
I'm doing some prelim planning because i'm not at all worried about her response lol
The answer is they dont. Everyone poops
its ok ive been planning my wedding w frecks for years
i plan my wedding by letting zip do everything. very relaxing.
LMFAO frecklez. this is true though.
okay alpha pro tips. you need to decide on a theme.
make sure that theme involves you riding in on something awesome like an elephant.
or if it doesnt get an elephant anyways actually just get the elephant thats step 1.
step 2 decide what everyone else is wearing. as the married couple you get the privilege of getting your friends who normally dont dress good to dress good. take advantage of this.
step 3 make your fiance make her own dress
step 3 design the most flamboyant, flashy-- oh i was just about to say that
step 4 make your own tuxedo even flashier somehow so you can peacock.
step 5 get into an argument about how the bride is supposed to be the flashiest thing. assert dominance by displaying tail feathers.
pay frecklez and zippy to not only cover your outfits in rhinestones but cover everything in rhinestones esp your parents
i will hotfix on their hotfix. open your wallet thats a lot of swarovski
we can cut corners and use korean hotfix instead
uhmmm if you think im not putting real swarovski crystals all over my tailcoat and swallowtail you are wrong sir.
i said for us. alphas on a budget zip.
you cant cut corners when glamour is concerned.
thats like more important than food.
cut corners by not breathing to save money. protip #7
step 8: stop breathing now that youre dead you dont have to get married and should probably start planning your glamorous funeral
dont hotfix rhinestones to my life
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS ID COMMISSION FRECKLEZ TO MAKE MY DRESS
PRINCE ALPHA HANDSOME IS SHE ALI ABABWA
i might need to get an elephant
also i only vaguely debated on making everything hello kitty themed
im trying to not plan too much cause i need her opinion but i mean ive already got A WEDDING REGISTRY
okay look i will make you a hello kitty prince costume
i wish i like could commit to doing that for you in real life
id make you both hello kitty clothing
and youd be massively stylish and also gay
if i had a million dollars i would commission you to make me a pretty wedding dress
but i do not have a million dollars my budget is like 2500
looking at cheaper dresses and not getting an actual wedding dress because fuck that i would only wear a wedding dress once
wow what a waste of billions of dollars
ive got a few ideas but i kind of want to do lolita for my wedding?
i was about to suggest look at asian made wedding dresses for $$ saving LOL
the quality wouldnt be stellar but like you said only wearing it once xD fuck it
that said if you do run into a billion dollars cover yourself in rhinestones as per my previous statements
oh man i forgot about taobao
i have a few loli dresses picked out
YES. I fully support taobao.