Dave Wonl
10 years ago
How do people plan weddings without shitting their pants?
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Kitty Caesar
10 years ago
DID SHE SAY YES???
Kitty Caesar
10 years ago
Also, it's very hard. Jamie and I had a pretty simple one all things considered, and I let a lot of friends and relatives take control of a lot of things, and IT STILL DROVE ME INSANE.
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
I HAVENT ASKED HER YET.
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Dave Wonl
10 years ago
I'm doing some prelim planning because i'm not at all worried about her response lol
Yuri
10 years ago
The answer is they dont. Everyone poops :-D its ok ive been planning my wedding w frecks for years
Yugo
10 years ago
i plan my wedding by letting zip do everything. very relaxing.
Yugo
10 years ago
Yuri
10 years ago
LMFAO frecklez. this is true though.
Yuri
10 years ago
okay alpha pro tips. you need to decide on a theme.
Yuri
10 years ago
make sure that theme involves you riding in on something awesome like an elephant.
Yuri
10 years ago
or if it doesnt get an elephant anyways actually just get the elephant thats step 1.
Yuri
10 years ago
step 2 decide what everyone else is wearing. as the married couple you get the privilege of getting your friends who normally dont dress good to dress good. take advantage of this.
Yugo
10 years ago
step 3 make your fiance make her own dress
Yuri
10 years ago
step 3 design the most flamboyant, flashy-- oh i was just about to say that
Yuri
10 years ago
Yugo
10 years ago
Yuri
10 years ago
step 4 make your own tuxedo even flashier somehow so you can peacock.
Yuri
10 years ago
step 5 get into an argument about how the bride is supposed to be the flashiest thing. assert dominance by displaying tail feathers.
Yugo
10 years ago
pay frecklez and zippy to not only cover your outfits in rhinestones but cover everything in rhinestones esp your parents
Yuri
10 years ago
i will hotfix on their hotfix. open your wallet thats a lot of swarovski
Yugo
10 years ago
we can cut corners and use korean hotfix instead
Yugo
10 years ago
wall to wall rhinestone
Yuri
10 years ago
uhmmm if you think im not putting real swarovski crystals all over my tailcoat and swallowtail you are wrong sir.
Yugo
10 years ago
i said for us. alphas on a budget zip.
Yuri
10 years ago
look.
Yugo
10 years ago
YOU LOOK
Yuri
10 years ago
you cant cut corners when glamour is concerned.
Yuri
10 years ago
thats like more important than food.
Yuri
10 years ago
and air.
Yuri
10 years ago
cut corners by not breathing to save money. protip #7
Yugo
10 years ago
step 8: stop breathing now that youre dead you dont have to get married and should probably start planning your glamorous funeral
Yuri
10 years ago
ill get the hotfix
Yuri
10 years ago
o7
Yugo
10 years ago
o7
Yugo
10 years ago
nanana
Yuri
10 years ago
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Dave Wonl
10 years ago
i swear to god
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
dont hotfix rhinestones to my life
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS ID COMMISSION FRECKLEZ TO MAKE MY DRESS
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
PRINCE ALPHA HANDSOME IS SHE ALI ABABWA
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
i might need to get an elephant
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
also i only vaguely debated on making everything hello kitty themed
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
for a hot second
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
im trying to not plan too much cause i need her opinion but i mean ive already got A WEDDING REGISTRY
Yugo
10 years ago
okay look i will make you a hello kitty prince costume
Yugo
10 years ago
i wish i like could commit to doing that for you in real life
Yugo
10 years ago
id make you both hello kitty clothing
Yugo
10 years ago
and youd be massively stylish and also gay
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
if i had a million dollars i would commission you to make me a pretty wedding dress
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
but i do not have a million dollars my budget is like 2500
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
so im
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
looking at cheaper dresses and not getting an actual wedding dress because fuck that i would only wear a wedding dress once
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
wow what a waste of billions of dollars
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
ive got a few ideas but i kind of want to do lolita for my wedding?
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
for me, at least
Yuri
10 years ago
i was about to suggest look at asian made wedding dresses for $$ saving LOL
Yuri
10 years ago
the quality wouldnt be stellar but like you said only wearing it once xD fuck it
Yuri
10 years ago
that said if you do run into a billion dollars cover yourself in rhinestones as per my previous statements
Yuri
10 years ago
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
oh man i forgot about taobao
Dave Wonl
10 years ago
i have a few loli dresses picked out
Kitty Caesar
10 years ago
YES. I fully support taobao.
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