rose noooo

-- holy shit

ROSIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

welp

That's a permanent injury too, the hand won't grow back

/LOUD SHRIEKS

D8

What, no. There aren't enough hot girl hands in the world. Don't get rid of one of the ones we actually have!

luckily her hand isn't ... off yet

it's just. being sawed into

someone save that beautiful hand

oh and rosie i suppose

..............................................

SHIT

mako will be glad he never went through with that plan

ROSE GODDAMMIT

ROSE!

smh

maybe if she HADN'T GONE TO THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE

sam will just smh at her.

Famous last words.

no she didn't have to try !!

you dont trust yao. These are words to live by forever.

welp.

puddingandpie: Calypso is going to kick her little butt

Cursing at her in ancient Greek while healing her

better find some people who can regenerate tissue

What about Travis's new boyfriend
?

HEH

it only works on himself

he can't heal others :c

ALSO THEY'RE NOT BOYFRIENDS

No, the other one. Wade is the boyfriend everyone WANTS Travis to have~

you mean Star? XD

Dio

yeah like Dio's gonna help anyone

LMAO TRAVIS' NEW BOYFRIEND

also omg Travis you slut I didn't realize how many people were hot for your little ass

Travis brings all the boys to Haven

pffffffffffft meanwhile Travis is like no homo tho

pffff after what Dio's gonna make him wear? He won't be able to say that anymore

wait what's Dio making him wear

look at what he wears and make an assessment:

Wow. Travis is screwed

LMAO WELL. I ALREADY KNEW THE JOJOS HAVE AWFUL TASTE BUT. YOU KNOW

but like did Travis literally lose a bet or what

Mind-controlled.

reenact get in here

APFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

so he's pretty much been gallivanting around singing "Dio is Our King" for the past few weeks

Calypso should totally go up to Wade and be like "Are you ok with this?"

yeah Wade's gonna be moping XD

"oh god my boyfriend is a loser"

ahahahahaha just goes into a Heroic BSOD upon the realization that Travis is a GIANT DORK

THE OTHER ONE

LMFAO

JUST HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE YOU HUSSY

all the boyfriends tbh

actually i lied theres only two: lefty and righty

...you are so getting tested for STDs after this

smh theyre not smanging hes just worshipping the groumd dio walks on

...YOU'RE STILL GONNA GET TESTED FOR VAMPIRE STDS

wHY

shatterstar is everyone's boyfriend

travis coulda hit that but hes a loser

HE COULD'VE GONE BACK IN TIME AND FUCKED YOUR MOM OR SOMETHING

kdjfksdjfsg this is not what i expected when i clicked on this plurk

i cannot believe you all are continuing to slander star's good name IT'S BEEN MONTHS

DIO CAN HAVE TRAVIS, THANKS

...I WAS TALKING ABOUT DIO

Star's cool, I've got no beef with Star (mainly because I've barely had CR with him but still)

AHAHHAHAHAA

also he doesnt time TRAVEL he stops time

YOU DON'T KNOW WITH THOSE JOJOS OKAY

speaking of drama please can we have a moment with Rosie and Wade

it's okay wade can go save travis from dio or whatever and then they can have a romantic reunion and make out and it'll all be good

he'd understand what happened to her because he's lived it

does rosie get to keep her severed hand because she can just. sew it back on idk.

YOU CAN'T HIDE A MISSING HAND ALL THAT WELL ROSIE

BELIEVE ME, HE'S TRIED

pretty sure it'd be technically useless even if she did sew it back on though

shhh at least it would be there

sob.

THe whole room just throws oranges at her. "CATCH"

omg

someone better do this or i will whenever i get back

use her own hand to do it

"Stop hitting yourself, Rosie. Stop hitting yourself"