... I see what you did there.

Tosses in volcano

...dude

oh man so much potential

can we wear loincloths and attack people with rocks?

then eat them

While I'm fond of Tolkien I'm not fond of the Wagner and the ring cycle much for reasons related to someone tried to impose it onto Harlock's childhood. So yes toss it into a volcano.

Though what if the Goat eats the one ring of power?

You won't see him for a little while at least

and then when you do you'll have to watch where you step

not that you can cuz lol invisible

invisible terror!

sjfhasjdhad HAHAHAHAHA

invisible goat muffins all over the ship

what if Gongji...

oh that little shit better not eat the ring

invisible alarm clock

that'd be so funny