I love when you order a pizza and they get your order wrong and you get drastically ill. 
oh no
Shockingly, when I ask for white sauce, it's not a joke.
D:
sweetie you're not having a good
... like, year
do u want a link to a hot yaoi manga that's been making me feel better? it involves tentacles and werewolves
Marinara sauce is so bad for my tummy. 
Tentacles??? Please link.
it's by the lady that did viewfinder
it came up on the search at work and i was like "oh my god i need to read and buy this right the fuck now"
i think you'll like it
because i like it
I'm so ready to read it.
and we have similar tastes in porn, tbh
Lemme write some porn first.
my day has been reading porn and writing porn, i'm so
Our taste in porn might as well be the exact same tbh.
i'm pretty sure they are