athenaprime
has
a shot in the foot. "Metatarsalitis" from...a mutant foot. My two middle toe-bones grew too close together and now the joints swell and give me ouchies. On the upside, I am that much closer to being a mermaid.
athenaprime
says
or having flippers.
Hefe
says
so we shall call you stumpy now?
athenaprime
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call me She Who Walks Upon Dry Land
Hawtwyre
says
Dances with Penguins
Hefe
says
either I am reading way too much into your reply athena or you just made a reference to that terrible movie called Waterworld... 
Hawtwyre
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actually I'd like to think it was a cross-reference to two of the masterpieces of American Cinema, Waterworld and Dances with Wolves. It's okay, people often confuse them and The Postman with being one movie.
Hawtwyre
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In fact I think history and physics will eventually show us that Kevin Costner only ever appeared in one very incredibly long and boring movie.
athenaprime
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It's the Costner Meta-Theory!
athenaprime
says
(and yes, that was sort of a reference to Waterworld, because it is Cheez)