a shot in the foot. Metatarsalitis from...a mutant foot. My two middle toe-bones grew too close together and now the joints swell and give me ouchies. On the upside, I am that much closer to being a mermaid.

2014-12-04T16:53:31.000Z

a shot in the foot. "Metatarsalitis" from...a mutant foot. My two middle toe-bones grew too close together and now the joints swell and give me ouchies. On the upside, I am that much closer to being a mermaid.

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athenaprime says

2014-12-04T16:53:46.000Z

or having flippers.

Hefe says

2014-12-04T16:54:10.000Z

so we shall call you stumpy now?

athenaprime says

2014-12-04T19:42:50.000Z

call me She Who Walks Upon Dry Land

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Hawtwyre says

2014-12-04T19:57:39.000Z

Dances with Penguins

Hefe says

2014-12-05T08:46:58.000Z

either I am reading way too much into your reply athena or you just made a reference to that terrible movie called Waterworld...

Hawtwyre says

2014-12-05T13:48:25.000Z

actually I'd like to think it was a cross-reference to two of the masterpieces of American Cinema, Waterworld and Dances with Wolves. It's okay, people often confuse them and The Postman with being one movie.

Hawtwyre says

2014-12-05T13:49:09.000Z

In fact I think history and physics will eventually show us that Kevin Costner only ever appeared in one very incredibly long and boring movie.

athenaprime says

2014-12-06T04:44:52.000Z

It's the Costner Meta-Theory!

athenaprime says

2014-12-06T04:45:22.000Z

(and yes, that was sort of a reference to Waterworld, because it is Cheez)